Show a pic of yourself

[Sessy]

Feeling slightly sleepy

[Dr.N]

EF your pics are amazing man LOL! its like pringles commercial or something lol

[Sessy]

Originally posted by Dr.N
EF your pics are amazing man LOL! its like pringles commercial or something lol

More like prozac :roll:

[Ferry P]

nah...unless if it means that people need it after seeing the pic

[Honki]

Pringles Commercial???? :D :D :D

I thought it looks more like a "Stay in School" scare tactic!!!!
EF, you should make a poster!
"Stay in school, or look like this"! :D jk.


me & the boy

[Dr.N]

cute :D


ef: people need it before And After lol

[Honki]

and another...
Just havin' a proud moment.

[Daniel]

cute kid :)

[Ferry P]

Originally posted by Daniel-3DT
cute kid :)

what he said! ^


(you're sure it's yours? ;))

[Sessy]

Don't be mean. They look alike.

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Kinda... :D

[Ferry P]

they both look young :p
(....and cute...aahhhhhh):halo:

[Sessy]

Unlike the Dutch, in some cultures people prefer to get children before their procreational organs have started to suffer the effects of rheuma, arterial clotting, etc... :halo:

[Dr.N]

? what do you mean? can you translate in french or somethin lol

[Sessy]

The Dutchies start having children at a very late age, because of this one out of five dutch women are having trouble getting pregnant.

[Daniel]

I kinda figure I'd have kids when I graduate university (~25, 26). I'd be scared as hell having kids at his age :eek:

[novoAlias]

wow over 100 pages

..And this is my "its 1pm but i havent woken up yet" look. hmm looks like a nice sunny day behind me maybe i should go out *yawn*

[Sessy]

Working on an update for
http://www.geocities.com/sessy_liz/

So I've got loads of new pics (under pics)
Here's one... If my biological father's eye operation hadn't gone badly, I'd be considering having some laser surgery done myself.

[Sessy]

And another :)

[Daniel]

I like your last pic Sessy, you have a cute smile, nice eyes too :)

well this is me bored at 12:30am, and yeah, my eyes always glow red like that :p

ps. I was thinking of doing eye surgery too, but heard too many horror stories, sticking with contacts for now.

[Chokin Hazard™]

Originally posted by Sessy

So I've got loads of new pics (under pics)
.

:roll:

Anyways

Heres a pic of me

[Chris-3DT]

Sessy, sessy...is this bridesearch.3dtotal.com (or better said groomsearch.3dtotal.com)? ;) :p

[David Ciprian]

I senced fresh sarcasm or irony in this thread so I comed to check it out:p

Chris-3DT: rotflmao

Look at all the muscle boys :D

[Lif'Lif']

HAhaha!!! Everybody always say Reka not look like his dady!!

I think he look more like his mum... What u think HONKI?!! :D

Sessy...
Wow you are very beutiful. I think the glasses siut you better.

Mr. Ferry...
I TOLD you that you r hansome! Just not make funny face
:p
you're sure it's yours?
Hahaha!!! Must be miricle if no!

Daniel3d...
You very musclly. :)

Blackwolf...
You look so young!!! I think you were old man!!!

[Joey B]

@Sessy:

Hey, why didn't you take the smiley face for your avatar? Now I really get the feeling I did something very very wrong looking at this forum... :) I hope my wife doesn't get this wrong, but man... you really are a hot chick! :D In a positive, respectfull way, that is!

I saw you like to empty a clip once in a while? You've a good shot, 10 times in the bulls-eye!

J.

[novoAlias]

@lif lif
nope still 16 last time i checked :D

Lucky for me my eyes are fine atm but since my mother is short and long sighted and my dad is now long sighted i could end up with some very interesting problems indeed!

[David Ciprian]

Sight problems suck big time! and i have to wear glasses too, but I hate them...:grr:

BlackWolf I knew you were young, but not below 18 :p

[Chokin Hazard™]

Sessy are you in love with yourself? ^_^

[Sessy]

Originally posted by Chokin Hazard™
Sessy are you in love with yourself? ^_^

No, deep down inside I'm just verrrrry insecure ;)

[Sessy]

Originally posted by Chris-3DT
Sessy, sessy...is this bridesearch.3dtotal.com (or better said groomsearch.3dtotal.com)? ;) :p

Well it isn't, but it could fullfill the function, as did sci-fi art a couple of years ago for you and me. Unfortunately, as it goes when you use products not the way they were meant to be used, the search results weren't entirely satisfactory. ;) :D

Originally posted by David Ciprian
I senced fresh sarcasm or irony in this thread so I comed to check it out:p

Wow, cute AND force-sensitive ;)


Look at all the muscle boys :D

Yeah, and I dare say there'd be twice as many if you had to make your own electricity for your computer by spinning a wheel... just like with old sewing machines... And if you stop for a second, 3d studio crashes :D

Originally posted by Joey B
@Sessy:
Hey, why didn't you take the smiley face for your avatar?

I like to scare newbies.

you really are a hot chick! :D In a positive, respectfull way, that is!
Of course ;) Thank you, sir.


I saw you like to empty a clip once in a while? You've a good shot, 10 times in the bulls-eye!
J.

Actually I think the bullseye is the inner circle? You know the inner circle within the 10-points circle. Ah I wouldn't know.
Point is - if that was an evil person, he'd be dead. :D

[Sessy]

Originally posted by Lif'Lif'
HAhaha!!! Everybody always say Reka not look like his dady!!
I think he look more like his mum... What u think HONKI?!! :D
...
Hahaha!!! Must be miricle if no!


Mater semper certa est ...

... Unfortunately not for the japanese parents a few days ago who found out that their 45-year-old son didn't look anything like them because of a mistake at the hospital when he was born... It wasn't their son :D

[Sessy]

Originally posted by Daniel-3DT

well this is me bored at 12:30am, and yeah, my eyes always glow red like that :p
ps. I was thinking of doing eye surgery too, but heard too many horror stories, sticking with contacts for now.

Are you evil?
Becuase that'd explain it ;)


As for eye surgery, my biological dad had it, went okay for a few years, then his vision started dropping rapidly.

[Joey B]

Originally posted by Sessy
I like to scare newbies.

Of course ;) Thank you, sir.

Actually I think the bullseye is the inner circle? You know the inner circle within the 10-points circle. Ah I wouldn't know.
Point is - if that was an evil person, he'd be dead. :D

Well, the scaring part worked, I'm still shivering under my desk... :(

You're welcome...

If you can hit that little piece of paper at 25 mtrs with a high-caliber pistol, for me that's 'bullseye'! Do you do that a lot, shooting on the range? Nice hobbies you have, I've seen pictures of swords, crossbows, guns... You must be very affraid for those 'evil persons', considering the amount and variety of weapons you handle...:???: :)

I'm not really into the distant combat, but close combat is another thing. I still want to take some lessons in stick-fighting and brazilian or israelian army-combat. I'm not that agressive (really!), but those things intrigue me in some way or the other. Maybe just like weapons intrigue you?

J.

[Sessy]

Weapons intrigue me... but as soon as I'm a little better (I'm better enough to do dancing nowadays - two years ago at my worst I could barely walk down a hospital's hall without being exhausted afterwards) I'm gonna join some.. I dunno self-defence or something club or something.

I'd like to learn to fight like... well like disarming people who come on to you with a knife, and beating people who aren't armed long enough to run away.

The two desires have different origins however. I enjoy weapons in a similar way as I enjoy music and plants and some art.
The self-defence I want because I've had a very unpleasant encounter with a guy while cycling to school once (I got off with a fright, but it could have ended worse) and next time I'd like to be able to defend myself at least some suppose that it gets out of hand. I'm not agressive. Flight would absolutely stay strategy #1, I'd just like to have a backup plan to it.

[Chris-3DT]

this really has become a thread for you to exhibit yourself, Liz! *g* I don't mind looking at you though, so: I'll allow it! ;)

I'm afraid there's no money-back guarantee on love affairs - if there was the world were bankrupt!

[Sessy]

EF studio posts a lot too

[Daniel]

yeah but we all know, HE is in love with himself ;)

[Ferry P]

Originally posted by Daniel-3DT
yeah but we all know, HE is in love with himself ;)

As i should...i mean:
look at me! Im gorgeous :p :roll:

[Chris-3DT]

Originally posted by EF_studios
As i should...i mean:
look at me! Im gorgeous :p :roll:

to quote daniel, who quotes Homer Jay:

"-You've tried and failed. The lesson here is, never try again."

:p

[Ferry P]

but I wannaaaaahhhhh :cry:

[novoAlias]

rofl!

:D :D :roll: :cool: :halo:

[Lif'Lif']

Dont wory mr Ferry :D I think you very hansome!

mr Chris, i see you pictore also, you hansome too.

this me again...

[Ferry P]

Originally posted by Lif'Lif'
Dont wory mr Ferry :D I think you very hansome!


well thank you...;)
you are very pretty yourself..you look cute :D
but who's that scary ugly person next to you on that pic? ;)

[Lif'Lif']

it the boogyman :D

[Honki]

I don't think he's scary... I think he's very nice.

me at work about a year ago.

[JDM3dee]

****... thats a huge wrench...

:roll:

[Sessy]

Originally posted by Honki
I don't think he's scary...

If I had a big heavy thing like you're holding there, I wouldn't think he's scary either. :D

[Ferry P]

I'm cool dammit....

[Daniel]

no offense, but your kind of freaky

[Honki]

your the bomb ef...

[Chokin Hazard™]

you the man EF

[Honki]

the hardcorest of the hardcore :blah:

[Sessy]

To all EF_studios fans: I'm terribly sorry, but he's currently indesposed. He decided to attempt the Dutch campaign "je bent een rund als je met vuurwerk stunt" out by himself and attempted to play with fireworks.
He's sending you his warmest greetings and love and pictures from the hospital though

http://forums.3dtotal.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=271342
(warning: not for little children or people with conservative bosses)

[Daniel]

oh my god, is that real?

[Sessy]

Originally posted by Daniel-3DT
oh my god, is that real?

Dunno, but if they used that one for advertising slogan on the dutch "You're a cow if you toy with fireworks", I bet many more people would stop playing with them and get nasty injuries.

[Lif'Lif']

Hahahaha!!!! :D

Mr Ferry!!! get bum burnt from firework :D

[Ferry P]

whaha...I have to try that once

:roll:

[Dr.N]

LOL@ Sessy

well some people after seeing that will want to play more with fireworks:cool: haha

[novoAlias]

he should have used a bigger one he might have achieved liftoff then :D

btw i want a wrench like that :D

[Honki]

You wanna "Dont f*ck wit me" wrench?

[Dr.N]

LOL!

[claWda]

EF: how are things going with the girls?

[Ferry P]

Originally posted by claWda
EF: how are things going with the girls?

fine ;)

[Sessy]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
he should have used a bigger one he might have achieved liftoff then :D

I'll answer with a picture.

[Dr.N]

lol essy what did you do with your face :crazy: :D

WTF? ill second that :p

[Sessy]

Chewing gum gives me facial muscles most people don't even know they exist. :D

[Chokin Hazard™]

I dont like that pic of you :(

[Chris-3DT]

Originally posted by Chokin Hazard™
I dont like that pic of you :(

thatr's what she looks like - especially when thinking of me ;)

[Sessy]

Aww you lot are such pussies.
Here, have a picture of my kitty for the discomfort.

[Dr.N]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH how cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute





the cat :D :p :p

[Honki]

:D :eek: :D








Don't mind me.....


I'm just messin' around with the words in Sessy's last post in my head...

[claWda]

tihi :D

[Sessy]

What makes you think I didn't choose my words ? :roll:

[Dr.N]

you DID chose them :p

[Sessy]

I did not say that! You're putting words in my mouth.

[Dr.N]

LOL!

your face is hilarious :D

[Sessy]

Oh I might as well post the last one while I'm at it. Here, enjoy, they say laughing is healthy ;)

[Chokin Hazard™]

LOL.. :roll:

[Dr.N]

lol sessy i love your expressions:D

show me a happy one now:D

[Sessy]

Here, I'm...

[jawahar]

sweet! :o ;) :) :D :D

[Dr.N]

cuteee:D

hope for you always to be happy sessy:D

( ya right ) lol

[Sessy]

You're such a cynic, mister N. :roll:

C'mhere and let me hug you to death. :evil:

[Dr.N]

im not cynic im joking , you take everything cynically ( whatever)

a hug? for me?? weehoww

[Sessy]

I think you should blame everybody's favourite Power That Be, Chris for that, because of him I look for cynisism in everything a man says. :D

[Dr.N]

LOL

:(

no no its just what I said

[Chris-3DT]

this thread is funnier than a cardboard box ;)

[novoAlias]

rofl

[Joey B]

OMG Sessy, what happened to your face?! :eek:

Put on a little weird makeup and one ice-contactlense, and the 'sad' one could pass for Marilyn Manson in his younger days! :)

Finally got Photoshop installed on the new Dell, maybe I'll have a go at it! :D

oh, and BTW, that cat is huge! (or you ar very slim).

J>

[Joey B]

I was wondering if I could post this one... with all those extremists around today in the Netherlands. Well, this makes me one of them, I suppose! :D

This is on holiday in Bochum (Germany). We were walking there, and I found this hat (the english wordt for 'muts', anybody?). The picture was taken in front of a graveyard, that seemed a good setting...

[Chris-3DT]

You should've said something, JoeyB: I study in Bochum. Would'Ve invited you for a cup of coffee. :p

[David Ciprian]

"Would'Ve invited you for a cup of coffee."

So if Joey B gave you a cup of coffee, then you'd have agreed to invite him :p (yeah, i'm so bored)

[Joey B]

That was before I discovered this site... But when we go again I wil give you a call, OK?

We go there occasionally because the parents of my brother in law's wife have a house in Neroth. We've been there just two weeks ago, but then we went to see some other cities.

J>

[inspired]

hey joey, where did you find my 'bonnet' (=muts?). i lost it somewhere in germany... :(

[Joey B]

Originally posted by inspired
hey joey, where did you find my 'bonnet' (=muts?). i lost it somewhere in germany... :(

:D yeah, that would be a coincidence!!! LOL :D

Anyway, if it's yours, I'm keeping it... It suits me, and you've got the neck of your pullover to keep your head warm! (Yep, you will have to hear this until the end of days :))

Thanks for your 'bonnet'!

J.

[Sessy]

Joey, that look creeps me out.

[Chris-3DT]

Originally posted by Joey B
That was before I discovered this site... But when we go again I wil give you a call, OK?

We go there occasionally because the parents of my brother in law's wife have a house in Neroth. We've been there just two weeks ago, but then we went to see some other cities.

J>

sure, let me know (in advance, a.u.b.) :)
bochum is quite boring though, my hometown essen is nicer, especially its Weihnachtsmarkt.

[Joey B]

Originally posted by Sessy
Joey, that look creeps me out.

:D Then we're even, I was scared by your pic, you are scared by mine! Ius Talionis, an eye for an eye, and a pic for a pic.:D

I can be very persuative when convincing people to 'believe'... boiling oil works most of the time, and if it doesn't you can always... *ah, I get drifted away again*

Nah, I'm a nice guy, but I have a fairly conservative religion, and found this bonnet very appropriate to humorously reflect my lifestyle.

Maybe it should say: I love Jesus, but I might love YOU too!... What do you think? It would definitely match the look in my eyes, especially when it concerns little children.

J.:p

[Sessy]

I doubt you'll love me. I've got a conservative religion too, but it's got a lot of non-christian elements in it... You'll probably love to burn me at the stake, that you'll love... :D

Mwah nah you look kinda cool with that thing, except sort of creepy. You know like the sort of man who hands out halloween candy to kids with drugs in it? :D

[claWda]

if you want sessy .... .. . you should dress up in a suit, preferably with a very strict tie, no colors you might be fun, that should win her over, or you could simply take photos of yourself and adding text in photoshop like ":o" or "WTF!?" which is very mature and funny as hell

what's a bonnet?

[Dridon]

Heres me :). Hope i will post a better picture some time :)

[Lif'Lif']

Here is me working :D

[Sessy]

Amazing, you look entirely different on each photo you show.

[Lif'Lif']

who look diferent? me?

[Sessy]

Who else is up at this late hour? You of course. :D

[Lif'Lif']

haha!! :) It only 9am at my home!!!

I think I look same in every foto! Why I look diferent?

[Sessy]

Originally posted by claWda
if you want sessy .... .. . you should dress up in a suit, preferably with a very strict tie, no colors you might be fun, that should win her over, or you could simply take photos of yourself and adding text in photoshop like ":o" or "WTF!?" which is very mature and funny as hell

what's a bonnet?

A bonnet is a type of hat (read Jane Austen for innumberable references.
This is a bonnet: http://apcsa.free.fr/bonnet.jpg
So is this: http://www.surprisesomeone.com/thumbnails/sml_kWinslet_sense.jpg

You're right about the suit and a tie, but of course you'd never actually understand the charmes of such, seeing as that the only thing close to one that you'll ever wear was that white little robe your mom used to put on you when taking you to church. I'm sure you looked cute in it, but that's not the type of cute I'm looking for. :roll:

[Sessy]

No see, that's the point. I think you lost a lot of weight recently? :)
Your face looks wider here
http://forums.3dtotal.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=270220

[Lif'Lif']

:D Oh ya, That foto was take about a year ago! I was little bit heavyer then. I weigh about 48kg back then.
But Reka older now, so I have more time to do exercise when he go to daycare sometime!
Plus dan call me fatbum always so I want get skinnier.
Now I weighing 44kg.


You very prety sessy! All the boy look like they trying to get ur atention!

[Honki]

Yeah. You're so massive.

Can I post a pic of your bum lif?

[Chokin Hazard™]

LMAO

[Sessy]

The only reason they're not hitting on you liflif is that you're married.
How tall are you exactly? Because 44 is very skinny by european standards

[novoAlias]

most of the girls i know in my year are about 40-50kg but then quite a few of them are about 5'4 :p

[Joey B]

Originally posted by claWda
if you want sessy .... .. . you should dress up in a suit, preferably with a very strict tie, no colors you might be fun, that should win her over, or you could simply take photos of yourself and adding text in photoshop like ":o" or "WTF!?" which is very mature and funny as hell

what's a bonnet?

Well, 'wanting somebody' sound kind of posessive to me, so I say I'd be glad if Sessy wanted to be a friend of mine... ;)

I wear all kind of things, got three full suits in my closet (and I wear them a few times every week), but also some ragged jeans, and some things in between those extremes. I look VERY handsome in an two piece Armani with a handmade venetian shirt, nice silk tie and sunglasses on. :cool: And yes, I can tie my tie myself... :)

Using Photoshop in the way you described, is a way of communicating feelings and emotions, just like any form of art is. I don't think it's up to you to decide for somebody else if this is mature or childish behaviour... :grr:

By the way, ClaWda, did you already post some pictures of yourself in this thread? Please give me the pagenumbers they are on, so I can check YOU out! :ufo:

J>

[Joey B]

Originally posted by Sessy
I doubt you'll love me. I've got a conservative religion too, but it's got a lot of non-christian elements in it... You'll probably love to burn me at the stake, that you'll love... :D

Mwah nah you look kinda cool with that thing, except sort of creepy. You know like the sort of man who hands out halloween candy to kids with drugs in it? :D

No? You look very lovable though! (As does Lif'lif' and all the other girls around, don't want to make anybody jalous) ...:lurve: Well, I didn't actually mean 'love YOU', as in speaking to you, but more as a text on the bonnet in general. :D It's that people don't wear bonnets under showers, else it would have fitted nicely in that 'fallen soap' story a few pages back! :p

What do you do in your spare time? Slaughter chickens in your attic, dressed in a long black robe, praying to Satan in Celtic?

[novoAlias]

Joey B, you know those last two posts dont make very much sense? http://www.jetstreamgames.co.nz/forums/images/smilies/nag.gif

[Joey B]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Joey B, you know those last two posts dont make very much sense?

:) Yeah, sometimes nothing usefull comes out of me... But that mostly lasts only one day, so tomorrow should be better!

[Lif'Lif']

Halo!

Sessy....
I am 5"2' tall. But never been very big. everything in proportion thoug (i hope :o) . I scare i get too skinny, make unhealthy.

An Honki... NO. cannot put pic of my bum here. But if you keep call me fatbum, I will post so can prove you are WRONG! :D

And mr. Joeyb, dont wory, I not jelous :) I like to read everybody post how beutiful is Sessy! I think she beutiful also :)

Oh and Sessy :D I not marry yet!
mr Honki..hint..hint..hint...

[claWda]

Originally posted by Joey B
By the way, ClaWda, did you already post some pictures of yourself in this thread? Please give me the pagenumbers they are on, so I can check YOU out! :ufo:

J>

you want to check me out? that's kinda gay dude, and no i have no pics of myself except one showing the back of my head kissing a blonde girl, but of course, since this is threedy, home of people who have no social life, noone believed it was me :)

posting a pic of me would prove that the guy in that pic was in fact me and hence break the illusion that some guys actually get girls...I don't know what page it's on, you could probably search for it somehow, tihi

and sessy, your bisarre ironic dull humor is annoying, I look so hot in a suit you could never even begin to handle me so you keep flirting with the 15-16 year old boys in here that give you the right amount of attention for you to live through another boring day, cause if a real man would walk up to you and say hi, you'd just scare him away with your personality, little boys don't care though, so have fun! ;)

thanks for the bonnet picture

[Lif'Lif']

mr Clawda...

I woud like to see what you look like... :)
I only see you head in the other pictore.

Why you are scare to post your pic?

[Joey B]

Originally posted by claWda
you want to check me out? that's kinda gay dude...

Yeah, I really got the hots for little boys (not even 20, are you?!) who talk rubbish all the time! :roll:

Ah well, it would be legal I suppose (but just!)... :D

If I was gay, and I saw you hitting on me, I'd probably get straight very very fast!

J.

[claWda]

why would you want to say something like that? I have a girlfriend dude (oh well had, cheated on her :P) and I just turned 19 I'm a very intelligent young man, I am a good boy, play football, play music, and I'm currently studying designengineering at Chalmers, so don't judge by age

I don't talk rubbish ALL the time, just a lot, makes people laugh, it's all for fun really

and btw if I was to hit on you you would most likely turn gay, I'm very charming

[claWda]

here lifa

[Chris-3DT]

Originally posted by Joey B

What do you do in your spare time? Slaughter chickens in your attic, dressed in a long black robe, praying to Satan in Celtic?

come now, nothing against celtic! :p

[Chris-3DT]

Originally posted by claWda
and sessy, your bisarre ironic dull humor is annoying, I look so hot in a suit you could never even begin to handle me so you keep flirting with the 15-16 year old boys in here that give you the right amount of attention for you to live through another boring day, cause if a real man would walk up to you and say hi, you'd just scare him away with your personality, little boys don't care though, so have fun! ;)


Watch what you are saying, clawda, because I am watching you. Be glad that Sess can handle this sort of thing. However, don't get yourself in a flame. Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

[claWda]

here's an old webcam shot, I'm hairier (spelling?) now :)

edit: yes I'll watch myself, it's only because it's sessy, our realtionship is like that :p

[Ferry P]

Originally posted by claWda
here's an old webcam shot, I'm hairier (spelling?) now :)

edit: yes I'll watch myself, it's only because it's sessy, our realtionship is like that :p

so that's the face behind clawda :D
wonder if you are as tough in real life as you are behind your pc :p

hehe...no offense

[Ferry P]

Originally posted by claWda
why would you want to say something like that? I have a girlfriend dude (oh well had, cheated on her :P) and I just turned 19 I'm a very intelligent young man, I am a good boy, play football, play music, and I'm currently studying designengineering at Chalmers

...and im very full of myself :roll:

[claWda]

I'm not full of myself I'm just not feeling good right now because what I did to my girlfriend so writing all that reminds me I'm not so bad after all, but yeah, I like to talk about myself, you have a problem with that fine, not like I care anyway...

and I would probably lose in a fight with you but I'm like this everywhere, unlike you who probably don't run around telling people how many cars you have in need for speed, I'm myself here and in real life, are you?

[Chris-3DT]

clawda: ANY flame, no matter with whom, will do.
Sometimes it is better to shut up. A lesson both of us need to learb. :roll:
Goes for you too, Ef :p

[claWda]

OKAY I really got it this time I'm sorry I'll behave, honestly...just one question, and don't take this as me being cocky or whatever

how come he can say something like "you're full of yourself clawda", I reply, I get yet another warning, and you say "goes for you too EF" with a :p smiley after?

isn't really fair, my past can't count forever, everyone deserves a second chance, don't you think? so what, just because you let me back here in Off topic, which I by the way appreciate, I'm supposed to take hits from others and just shut up? it could just as well go the other way, hope you understand my point but yes, I won't flame, got it

[Chris-3DT]

Ef_Studios knows he's walking on thin ice, he's had his spanking just like you had yours.

I didn't read the text ef quoted so I took his "full of myself" as a personal statement, not one addressed at you. My bad.

Both of you should stop trying to take a stab at the respective other. We're friends here, don't you know? :p (there, a smilie for you two)

[Sessy]

Originally posted by Joey B

What do you do in your spare time? Slaughter chickens in your attic, dressed in a long black robe, praying to Satan in Celtic?

I don't speak Celtic and as for Satan, we just don't seem to be able to establish a good working relationship. However I prefer slaughtering virgins. ;)

Originally posted by claWda

and sessy, your bisarre ironic dull humor is annoying, I look so hot in a suit you could never even begin to handle me so you keep flirting with the 15-16 year old boys in here that give you the right amount of attention for you to live through another boring day, cause if a real man would walk up to you and say hi, you'd just scare him away with your personality, little boys don't care though, so have fun! ;)

thanks for the bonnet picture

Actually I just need virgin little boys to slaughter in my attick.

And you're welcome. :D

Originally posted by claWda
why would you want to say something like that? I have a girlfriend dude (oh well had, cheated on her :P) and I just turned 19 I'm a very intelligent young man, I am a good boy,

Intelligent good boys don't cheat on their girlfriends. Those who do, sooner or later find their house burned down, and their music instrument used for firewood. ;)
Unless, of course, they get married first, in that case they find themselves divorced, house and car belonging to wife, and alimony payments eating up most of their paycheck. So careful ;)

[inspired]

sessy really seems to rule this topic :p i was always wondering how sessy got her 600+ posts... but now i see, 109 pages, and you wrote half of them :p

btw, you are kinda pretty for an older lady (:roll: i mean older then me ofcourse! :roll: But ofcourse Dutch girls always are the prettiest :) i mean, just look at my gf :p )

w-what? she isnt dutch... o... :o well, she still is pretty :D

[Lif'Lif']

Mr inspired...
Your girlfrend look malaysian. yah?

Mr clawda...
thankyou for post your pictore.


hahaha Sessy!!!
Those who do, sooner or later find their house burned down, and their music instrument used for firewood.
Hell hath no fury......

Pay atention mr Honki!

[Honki]

Oh and Sessy I not marry yet!
mr Honki..hint..hint..hint...

Lif'lif'...hint... hint, hint... hint.. hint

[Daniel]

asking for trouble are we? :p

[Chokin Hazard™]

LMAO@honki

[Chokin Hazard™]

lol I thought claWda would look tough and that :p

your name suits you claWda(clawdia? :p :D )

BTW heres a pic of me shopping (im the guy in the trolley)

[Honki]

Chokin...
:D Now THAT picture takes me back to the day.
When I first moved out me and my mates used to go shopping together like that.
Except whoever was in the trolley usually always got sent ricocheting down one of the isles at least once!

He was usually left to foot the bill too, coz we'd all done a runner by that stage :D

[Chokin Hazard™]

LoL true true.

But we just posed for that shot lol I got off as soon as one of my mates took the pic ;)

[claWda]

Originally posted by Chokin Hazard™
lol I thought claWda would look tough and that :p

your name suits you claWda(clawdia? :p :D )


Chris look! :) I'm not saying anything mean :p and I have more facial hair now, you'd be scared just to see me out :)

sessy, burning my Casio-WK1200 wouldn't be that smart since, well, there's no wood, only plastic, and about the cheating thing, it's nothing you control all I know is, when you don't reallyreally love a girl, you cheat, it's very simple

you're welcome lifa

[Joey B]

Originally posted by claWda
sessy, burning my Casio-WK1200 wouldn't be that smart since, well, there's no wood, only plastic, and about the cheating thing, it's nothing you control all I know is, when you don't reallyreally love a girl, you cheat, it's very simple

you're welcome lifa

Ah, normal subjects, cool!

So you're not realy a piano player, but a keyboard player... Ah well, as long as it's working for you... I own a Yamaha U-3 upright, but I haven't got the room for it now so it's at my parents' who live a 150 km's away from me... Shame, I haven't got the chance to play that much now, I'm getting rusty. Sometimes I have a go at my guitar, but it isn't the same... *sigh*

And about the cheating thing: Don't you think you'd better tell a girl honestly what you expect from a relation, in the beginning already? You might not get you what you want instantly (we all know what boys want), but it will save you a hell of a lot of trouble along the road. Always ask yourself what the girl is feeling if she is really in love with you, and you cheat...

J>

[Honki]

Only cowards and scumbags cheat.

Any man with balls would call off a relationship if he felt it wasn't going to work. And would definately call it off before he even contemplates cheating.

Just my opinion.

And I'm still waiting for that steak Lifa. I got the beer myself.

[Joey B]

Originally posted by claWda
isn't really fair, my past can't count forever, everyone deserves a second chance, don't you think? so what, just because you let me back here in Off topic, which I by the way appreciate, I'm supposed to take hits from others and just shut up? it could just as well go the other way, hope you understand my point but yes, I won't flame, got it

Well, maybe (just a tip) you could try to place yourself into the position of the people you're talking to/posting with... I mean, you're probably not very different than the rest of us, why should you state that we are a bunch of pittyfull losers who spent their time behind screens (and therefore getting a nice electro-tan).
If somebody was to say that concerning you, you'd probably jump in just as fast and hard as we do. The one to blame is the person who didn't take in account the feelings of the other person(s) in the first place.
Before you know it you can start a flame-war. I haven't been around that long, but from older posts I get the idea that you've been expelled once for just those reasons. You've had your time to think about it, and the posters on threedy had the time to calm down.
Yes, you have a reputation now, but people are mostly willing to forgive as long as you don't make the same mistakes. It's in your own hands now, you decide on how to treat people. Snappy comments may seem funny, but you don't know backgrounds of people, and some of those same comments could hurt people quite severely.
For example: If I would be gay (which I'm not, but that's beside the case), I would be very offended by your words. If Sessy would have a problem with relations, she would be offended by your words. If EF has some problems in his social life, he might be offended... It might not be of any concern to you, because we're living far far away, and will probably never see you, but I bet if you think about it, it doesn't give you a good feeling to hurt people intentionally, though indirect.

Alway think before you write. What does the reader experience? If he or she posts back, what will they say? If you get to know persons better, know their backgrounds, you can always make fun of them, and you know that they won't mind, that's more than OK.

There should be plenty of fun, but not on account of somebody else.

Joachim Bolte

[claWda]

dude seriously, give me a break

you just gave me a lecture on god knows how many topics, I ****ed up with the girl I know, I don't need your words of wisdom afterwards, I make mistakes, more than most but I learn, so you telling me to be honest with a girl, haha, dude no offence but do you know ANYTHING about me?

do you know what I told my girlfriend the instant I met her?
do you know what I did the same night I cheated on her?
do you know what I'm doing right now to fix this whole mess?

the answer is no, so my suggestion to you is take your own advice, it's easy to hear a guy cheating on his girl and then judge him, there's often more to it, you triggered me right now but hopefully don't take any of this as negative, I'm doing my best to keep my temper cause what you are doing is really unfair

And btw I don't have any room for a real piano, so a keyboard will have to do, does that make me a keyboard player?? I learned on a piano, performed on stage with a piano, play for people on pianos, but I practice on a keyboard

Finally, I never make jokes on anyone's account, I talk back, there's a difference, and all that talk about hurting people's feelings, come on, I read stuff like that all the time in threedy, but since it's not coming from me, why bother paying any attention?

chris this is a discussion, I haven't said anything to flame and I'm sure joey B agrees

[Joey B]

@chris: Yeah, this is just a semi-serious discussion. If we start flaming you may ban us… :D

@clawda: Nop, I don’t know what you’re doing and what you’ve done, but, then again, it was a general advise. I DO know that you said you were not in love with her anymore. Well, for that part I’d have to agree with Honki, even that is no reason to cheat. And what do you feel when you turn the scores around? If your girl would’ve cheated on you the way you did on her now (whoevers’ fault it might be), how would you feel, and who would you blame? It’s also easy to say people may not judge you, but do you judge yourself, and if yes, do you do it before you make a mistake or afterwards? And do you make sure for yourself it doesn’t happen again?

Anyway, cheating is never an option, (If I made the rules but I haven’t) but it’s good you’re trying to fix things up now.

I didn’t say a keyboard was bad, I just said you play a keyboard now instead of a piano. Man, I’ve played keyboards and electrical piano’s, what’s the big deal? If you had room for a piano, what kind of piano would you like? I’ve bought mine at an auction, there were the most expensive grand piano’s (steinway, bosendorfer a.s.o.). Not that I could afford one, but they just didn’t sound right anyway… When we were almost done I saw this one I have now standing somewhere in a remote corner, I played it and was instantly in love…

Stuff you read here might not come from you, but I think you were banned for a reason (however silly that reason may sound to you), so why not learn from that? If it’s just Threedy, OK, maybe we are all ****ers here, but if you hear it from other sources also, start thinking… Just as I said in the beginning of this post, what do you do to prevent those things from happening again? You post here again, so I assume you like it here. Why risk getting kicked out again? It might seem that the whole forum is against you, but hey, if it’s the whole forum, isn’t it possible they have a point somewhere?

J.

[inspired]

Originally posted by Lif'Lif'
Mr inspired...
Your girlfrend look malaysian. yah?


yup, she is :0 well she is born here in the netherlands. But here parents are malaysian. There are alot malaysians here btw :)

[Lif'Lif']

Mr Inspire... I thougt so :D She is very prety.


Mr Donki... U still wait for steak??? Look like you stay hungry I think :D :D :D Sily boy! Anyway, I already cook you diner.

Mr Danil3dt... Ya, he is. BIG trouble. :) Now I only cook him the thing he not like!!!

Here is new pictore of me.

[Joey B]

To de-creap Sessy just a few more pictures of me, my girlfriend and a funny German roadsign (I'll make some links):

Me without the 'bible throwing berzerker' look (http://rockz.climbing.nl/private/images/2004/duitsland/du_05.jpg)

My girlfriend looking for a McDonalds joint (http://rockz.climbing.nl/private/images/2004/duitsland/du_09.jpg)

A very discriminating roadsign (http://rockz.climbing.nl/private/images/2004/duitsland/du_02.jpg)

Enjoy


J.

[Chris-3DT]

Originally posted by Joey B
@chris: Yeah, this is just a semi-serious discussion. If we start flam
J.

This ain't the place for it, seriously.

try: www.icq.com

[claWda]

can we just drop the girl/cheating issue, I never loved her in the first place dude, it's kinda complicated

and the whole forum isn't against me, and nor do I hear negative comments in real life, then again I do get misunderstood on threedy a lot and sometimes go on a bit strong so yes, that doesn't happen in real life because it's all with the spark in my eye, I do have myself to blame very often for causing **** in threedy but I stand for what I write and it's fun to discuss stuff with people, it always gets heated if a person has something interesting to say, that's my opinion anyways

[Joey B]

Originally posted by Chris-3DT
This ain't the place for it, seriously.

try: www.icq.com

Nah, I'm a IRC kinda guy... but OK, it's your forum...

Bye Bye Clawda...

[Lif'Lif']

Peeka Boo :D :D :D

[Joey B]

@Lifa

Nice kid you guys got! :D

[Lif'Lif']

Terima Kasih :)

[Joey B]

Tidak apa-apa, he's a nyong manis, for sure! :)

My wife is 1/16 Indonesian, so I pick up some words once in a while... We're going to Java next year, really looking forward to that.

J.

[Ferry P]

Originally posted by claWda

and I would probably lose in a fight with you but I'm like this everywhere, unlike you who probably don't run around telling people how many cars you have in need for speed, I'm myself here and in real life, are you?

I do tell everybody (who cares) about all my nfs cars :D
what do you think...my threedy account is some kinda act?

[Lif'Lif']

Oh 1/16??? :D

I living in Australia now for 5 years, my indonesian getting rusty! My uncle always yell at me because I forget some word :o He grumpy old man and hate Dan! He always say to me "come back to indonesia and married with nice muslim boy!"... But i want stay here.

Next time tell to your wife...
"Anda mujur sekali karena, kamu sudah ada suami. Dia ramah sekali! Dari Lifa!" :D :D :D
Your homework to find out what it mean mr Joeyb!!!

[Joey B]

Originally posted by Lif'Lif'
Oh 1/16??? :D

"Anda mujur sekali karena, kamu sudah ada suami. Dia ramah sekali! Dari Lifa!" :D :D :D

Hey, I know only a few words, this is not fair! :D :D

As far as I can see, it means that she is very wise to be married already, and she makes me whole?

The indonesian blood is in her family for a long time now. Her father immigrated from Jakarta to the netherlands when he was a kid, and his family was already in Indonesia for about 3 generations... his granmother was indonesian I think, his father Dutch... (during the colonistic period, that is.)

My wife is completely 'Dutch', but she likes indonesia because some of her roots are there, and because there is a big community of Indo people in the Netherlands she knows many people with more indonesian blood in their veins.

J.

[Joey B]

Originally posted by EF_studios
I do tell everybody (who cares) about all my nfs cars :D

Your nfs2 cars?! What about them?? :D

[Joey B]

Originally posted by Sessy
I don't speak Celtic and as for Satan, we just don't seem to be able to establish a good working relationship. However I prefer slaughtering virgins. ;)

Mhhh... you'll have to get to them before I do then... not that I would slaughter them...


Originally posted by Sessy

Actually I just need virgin little boys to slaughter in my attick.

And you're welcome. :D


*ooch*

Originally posted by Sessy

Intelligent good boys don't cheat on their girlfriends. Those who do, sooner or later find their house burned down, and their music instrument used for firewood. ;)
Unless, of course, they get married first, in that case they find themselves divorced, house and car belonging to wife, and alimony payments eating up most of their paycheck. So careful ;)


...

[il_paulio]

Originally posted by Lif'Lif'

Next time tell to your wife...
"Anda mujur sekali karena, kamu sudah ada suami. Dia ramah sekali! Dari Lifa!" :D :D :D
Your homework to find out what it mean mr Joeyb!!!

Ill help :P

in dutch "Je bent erg gelukkig omdat je al een man hebt. Hij is erg vriendelijk. Van Lifa"

in english "Youre very fortunate because you already got a man. He's very nice. From Lifa"

No more homework for JoeyB?

My gf is full indonesian lives in Jakarta so i know some indonesian too, though this was translated by my brother, he has a university degree in bahasa indonesia :D

[Sessy]

Originally posted by claWda
can we just drop the girl/cheating issue, I never loved her in the first place dude, it's kinda complicated

Then you had no business being with her. But that's the way I see it.

Originally posted by Joey B
To de-creap Sessy just a few more pictures of me, my girlfriend and a funny German roadsign (I'll make some links):
...
Enjoy
J.

Hmm that roadsign is at many airports as well - they're anti-rape parking places. They're brighter (more lamps), closer to the target, and better guarded.

As for that photo, those sharp teeth in the corners look verrrrrry dangerous ;) See attached picture.

[Chris-3DT]

This whole cheating-topic will be dropped now. Period.

---
I'm not very fond of those signs - or the concept behind them - either. Instead of highlighting some parking areas and making them more secure (video cameras etc.) this should be done to all parking spaces. Would make more sense to me.

[Honki]

Chris - Bit stupid isn't it. Do people get parking tickets like in disabled zones, if you're a bloke? Because they would probably be depriving some pretty young woman of her parking zone.

JoeyB & Il_Paulio - Yep. It means...
"You're very lucky because, you already have a husband. He's very nice. From Lifa."
It was another dig at me.

Lifa - Bum photo on it's way.

[Chris-3DT]

Originally posted by Honki
Chris - Bit stupid isn't it. Do people get parking tickets like in disabled zones, if you're a bloke? Because they would probably be depriving some pretty young woman of her parking zone.


Yes, they do. Rightfully too, afterall breaking a law must sanctioned. I'm more critical about the sugar-coated discrimination that lies within the whole practice of "parking for women".

[Torlok2002]

Originally posted by Lif'Lif'
Peeka Boo :D :D :D

Not the pink hat again!:p

[Honki]

Chris: I agree. I mean, I'm just as susceptible to rape as any attractive young woman. Therefore I should be allowed to park there also.

Torlok2002: I HATE that ****** hat.

[Chris-3DT]

Honki, it's not only that. Descriminating men is only part of the problem. It is also discriminating the women themselves.

[Sessy]

Originally posted by Honki
Chris - Bit stupid isn't it. Do people get parking tickets like in disabled zones, if you're a bloke? Because they would probably be depriving some pretty young woman of her parking zone.


Not that I know of. Walter parked at the airport in the women's zone and nobody did fine him (there were plenty of other spaces in that lot left though) and there were some other cars there that I doubt women drove.

[Torlok2002]

Originally posted by Chris-3DT
...It is also discriminating the women themselves.
Do the women using those parking spaces agree?

[Sessy]

As for rape, I think men are less susceptible to it actually. First of all, men are stronger, second of all they're taller and usually heavyer too. That's a clear advantage, because rapists are looking for a weak target (there was this whole study I read whiles ago, said rape wasn't even about sex but about power and anger and such).

But I do agree it's discriminating women. I think all parking lots should have camera security and good lamps though.

[Torlok2002]

For a while over here we have had special parking spaces for expecting mothers...

Soon we will segment the entire parking lot into little lots where only a very specific kind of person can park.

"oh, 28 year old hispanic with a red car... hmm lets see that would be section b8!"
Rediculous.

[Karikoga]

Originally posted by Sessy
As for rape, I think men are less susceptible to it actually. First of all, men are stronger, second of all they're taller and usually heavyer too. That's a clear advantage, because rapists are looking for a weak target (there was this whole study I read whiles ago, said rape wasn't even about sex but about power and anger and such).


True Sassy, but there is one aspect that is not considered when looking at the susceptibility of men in rape. What if the woman is older - like twice the guys age (I know of such cases with young teenage male victims). What if the woman is the guy's boss. And then there is the thing of male honor. No man will admit he has been raped - unless he is prepared to get his honor bruised some - and believe me it is a BIG deal.
It turns out that in the U.S. men are domestically abused by their wives more than the other way around. But what guy would go even to his best friend weeping that his wife beat the crap out of him....
I think manhood is on the verge of becoming extinct and men are being stigmatised as the evil ones in a bid to save women - like in special parking for women. I don't know but that's what I think....If you think I am a lost sheep please enlighten me... :)

[Karikoga]

My apologies Sessy...I did not mean to miss-spell you nick...

[Sessy]

No, I was talking of rape in the context of these parking lots, the chances of a man getting dragged into one of the cars and raped there versus the chance of the same happening with a woman.
That's what they were built to prevent, not office ones.

[Sessy]

As for the position of men in this society, go to Russia, there getting laid by the boss is part of a secretary's job description and women in reality make about half of what men do (in theory they make equal). But you wouldn't want to live there. Because you read nearly daily in the newspaper that men jumped under a train, off a bridge, got shot trying to rob a bank, because they felt useless and not even a man because they weren't able to provide for their family and their wives had to do that and because of that they didn't feel male.
That's why I think emancipation is in a man's best interest as well.

[Karikoga]

I see...
But men also need protection as much as women. It may not just be against rapists...

[Karikoga]

...and AMEN to that.
First of all emancipation from what?
Just goes to show that put in the same position women are just as bad as men. I would not be surprised if women start jumping on men in parking lots, even if the camera is watching, juss coz the guy can't do anything about it on the legal front and it would be free entertainment for security personnel.
My point is there is no need to genderalise the whole issue, make women think there are men are out to get them. Everyone is at risk....

[Sessy]

Well then you'll be pleased to hear in italy they're opening a house to stay in for free for men who are divorced and had to leave the house to the wives and pay alimony...

(I do hope actually paying the alimony is one of the requirements - I was reading a design for a future law and parliament history to it, apparently, only 43% of the women who should be getting alimony on their kids from dad actually get any... and not all of them get as much as they should either....)

[Sessy]

I don't think you got my point Kari. In Russia, women are under the men's position. In every way. That's because there's 90 million women and only 60 million men in Russia. The concept of intramarital rape isn't recognized, women work in women's jobs (secretaries, nurses, teachers), and if they wanna make enough to live off they're gonna have to sleep with their boss. Yearly around 60 000 women get killed by their husbands (56 000 last year) in an "accident" while their husband is beating them up - he didn't mean to kill her, just beat her up. How many get beaten I don't even want to know, nobody actually knows, but there's a saying in Russia that if a husband beats you, he loves you. (yeah right.)
Women do the household chores, and often work next to that as well.

And still, it's not making men happy. They jump under trains all the time as well. Because such a traditional system is also a strain on a man: he's gotta make the money. And if he doesn't, he's not a man.

Which is why I'm saying, it's in the best interest for men to support emancipation as well. Because if they don't, they've gotta be damn sure they're gonna be able to make a lot of money, and definately not every man's got what it takes. Some men just make better stay-at-home-dads.

[Karikoga]

...In that case Russian men sure have issues. You know in Botswana if a man beats up his wife he is taken to the chief where he is lashed in public. So men don't indulge in wife beating - but then there is a backlash to this - the women are very promiscuous coz they know they are untouchable...
While I am here I might as well post one of myself with some newly found friends taming the mountains of Bulgaria..

[Sessy]

See, that doesn't work either. Emancipation needs to go both ways. The way I see it, emancipation means, that, if a woman wants to work and her husband wants to do the household and take care of the kids, that is their RIGHT. It's also their right if the woman wants to take care of the kids and the husband wants to work. Theyr RIGHT. She's not oppressed, she's choosing it. There's no rule that says women have to work to be a good modern woman. There's no rule that says men have to work either if their wife wants to work instead and they want to take care of the house.

Emancipation of women in terms of equal pay, equal job opportunities, things like kindergarten, enabling women to work, etc. But also emancipation of women in terms of when a husband stays home and his wife works and he's taking care of the house and kids, that nobody acts weird about it. I know two such families actually, and in both people react very negative to the situation, type "are you gay or something?". That has to stop too.

[Karikoga]

You are absoutely right there that emancipation includes freedom of choice but apparently society is not that nice. I am just a little disgruntled with this "emancipation" thing, coz usually the bad deeds of one man tends to be spread out to the rest of us. What started off as a search for freedom is turning out to be a war on men.
Emancipation is supposed to be aimed at equality and not separate but equal - like let's say for parking space...You can also see this with the AIDS issue on World AIDS day a few days back. People rush to teach women to say NO but forget to teach the guy to respect that NO so what's the point?
Batman laying seige to Buckingham palace just coz Batgirl would not let him see his wee little Batlings.
As long as "emancipation" is onesided less is acheived. And it should not degenerate to men vs women - coz as much as there are men out there that tread upon their women, there are women out there who want to compete with men at being men - and usually it is these 2 sides that runsack the cause and cloud the whole issue.

[Karikoga]

Me emancipating a bottle of Vodka while taking over a local restaurant with help from some natives....:D

[Sessy]

You know Kari, you can actually edit your posts, and your attachments, too ;)

[Karikoga]

Ah...I got it.
Thanx...:D

[Chris-3DT]

Enough on the subject of rape, back to the piccies!


Karikoga, should I ever visit Zimbabwe (and why not?), I'll bring a bottle of vodka for us :cool:

[Karikoga]

Oh hell yeah Chris-3DT. You are most welcome, provided you bare gifts - in the form of the Vodka. Lots of it coz I come from a large extended family :)))....
P.S. all that stuff you hear in the media is really about a 25 year old agreement that went sour between two governments and now its personal - don't mind them. But that's another issue... You can come whenever you want....

[Chris-3DT]

I'm afraid I can only come, when I've got the money *g*

My trip to the RSA cost all I had :eek:

[Karikoga]

You can just ship the Vodka then...;)

[Chris-3DT]

ts, ts... ;)




here's young chris carrying home a piece of holland.

[Chokin Hazard™]

ROFL

[Sessy]

THIEF! STOP THE THIEF!!!

He's destroying our dunes and dykes!!!

[Karikoga]

I remember at primary school reading about Dutch dykes and this little boy who spent all night with his thumb in the dyke coz it was leaking and he saved his village...:)
Now thats quite a chunkshe has there....

[il_paulio]

Typically german. Always digging holes in dutch beaches :P I saw some holes with "reserved till july 200*) hahah i always have phun destroying those holes :D

[Sessy]

Originally posted by Karikoga
Now thats quite a chunk she has there....

He, not she, actually, He's my ex-boyfriend, so trust me, he really is not female. ;)

[Chokin Hazard™]

Really. I thought hes from Germany and your from netherlands?

[RickStefani]

I gues some have not been reading this from the beginning.

[Chokin Hazard™]

I havent :S

[Honki]

Originally posted by Sessy
He, not she, actually, He's my ex-boyfriend, so trust me, he really is not female. ;)

Betcha hes only gotta little one but.
Oops. Did i say that out loud? :o

[Joey B]

Originally posted by il_paulio
Typically german. Always digging holes in dutch beaches :P I saw some holes with "reserved till july 200*) hahah i always have phun destroying those holes :D

Oh, but it's just a specific kind of Germans who do that... They are very overweighted, having a beer belly the size of the Matterhorn, they wear little fisherman's hats and have the red sunburns that tell you somebody put on his tank-shirt too long. Furthermore they wear dark reflecting sunglasses from the year 3 B.C., they listen to 'Schlagermusik' all day long, drink loads of Heineken and Bavaria and talk way too loud...

You also have a Dutch version of this, which can be spotted on numerous beaches in France, Spain and Turkey.

The rest of the German and Dutch people are very polite (offcourse), and adorable like puppies...

J.

(I feel I must defend myself, I'm half German half Dutch)

[Karikoga]

Originally posted by Sessy
He, not she, actually, He's my ex-boyfriend, so trust me, he really is not female.

Whoops!! I saw that dark soil behind him, looks like hair at this angle, so I thought he was a she...:D

[Sessy]

Originally posted by Chokin Hazard™
Really. I thought hes from Germany and your from netherlands?

Yeah, but considering there are no inner borders in the European Union between member countries (such as Germany and the Netherlands) and the money Euro is in all the member countries and most the countries are actually tiny, it's not a problem at all.
It'd have been more of a problem if he was from the Netherlands' north than if he is from where he's now.

It's kinda like if he was from Indianapolis in Indiana and I was from Cincinnati in eh, Ohio it is, isn't it? That's translated in American terms. Two different states, but that's no problem, is it? Well same here in Europe.
Except in our case the distance was even less than between those two cities.

[Sessy]

Originally posted by Honki
Betcha hes only gotta little one but.
Oops. Did i say that out loud? :o

Do you REALLY think accusing the mod of having a little one is a *good* idea? :D

[David Ciprian]

Playing with fire, are we?:roll:

[Honki]

I assume Chris doesn't take himself TOO seriously :roll:
He's no different than the rest of us.

You should try giving a mod some sh*t sometime...
It's actually quite satisfying :)

[David Ciprian]

I hope you won't spread that info on other forums (like where I'm a mod) :p

[Joey B]

Originally posted by Honki
...He's no different than the rest of us.

:D You've just said that he IS different than the rest of us, in a very particular way... :D :p

J.

- where did I put my plyers and my magnifying glass?

[Honki]

Feels good dunnit JB ;)

Davo' - Dont feel insecure bro. Its not the size of the boat......
:)

[David Ciprian]

dude, I was refering to the "give some sh*t" to the mods part

[Sessy]

Speaking of which, Chris, I sent you a package by mail today - it should be there in 7 to 10 days. :D

[Sessy]

Btw did I ever post a pic of my mobile phone? Here it is. I don't generally hang it around my neck though.

[Joey B]

Originally posted by Sessy
Hmm that roadsign is at many airports as well - they're anti-rape parking places. They're brighter (more lamps), closer to the target, and better guarded...

*smile*... and with potpourri refreshers, flower patterns on the walls, and parking guidance in the form of mirrors all around... :D The reason I posted this one is that I still think women can't drive cars the way they're supposed to be driven... (But maybe I should have posted that one in the 'funny pic' thread). :D :p

Originally posted by Sessy As for that photo, those sharp teeth in the corners look verrrrrry dangerous ;) See attached picture.

Hey cool! That puts the slaughtering virgin thing in a completely different light! One crit, the blood runs down the wrong way, the camera was tilted while taking the pic... look at the door in the background. (You could reply that it was very windy that day...)

J.

[Sessy]

Nah, Joey, vampires can fly, therefore defeating gravitational laws is something they do on a daily basis.

[Joey B]

Originally posted by Sessy
Btw did I ever post a pic of my mobile phone? Here it is. I don't generally hang it around my neck though.

And you really think all the guys around here are checking out the phone right now, don't you?! ;) :D

It has a nice shape by the way, what brand is it?

J.

[Dr.N]

Originally posted by Sessy
Btw did I ever post a pic of my mobile phone? Here it is. I don't generally hang it around my neck though.

why did you hang it this time then :p you can show us the mobile ophoione alone . would be more simple.. or might get some more attentio maybe;)

[Sessy]

Originally posted by Dr.N
why did you hang it this time then :p you can show us the mobile ophoione alone . would be more simple.. or might get some more attentio maybe;)

Actually, that's the way they suggest you wear it on the folder in the package and on the magazine advertizements. :p
Here: http://www.siemens-mobile.com/repository/84/8452/XELIBRI%202.jpg
Except they have a similar one but with a blonde woman for my model.


Well it's a very unusual phone anyway.
A Xelibri, I think they're by Siemens actually.
http://images.google.nl/images?q=Xelibri&hl=nl

[Karikoga]

LOL
Funny phone ... and of all places to hang it :D

[Dr.N]

so you just needed a better quality cam and its all set :D

nice phone by the way , yes its a siemens Xelibri 4 , good looking.. no many functions tho

[Chris-3DT]

"Oh, but it's just a specific kind of Germans who do that... They are very overweighted, having a beer belly the size of the Matterhorn, they wear little fisherman's hats and have the red sunburns that tell you somebody put on his tank-shirt too long. Furthermore they wear dark reflecting sunglasses from the year 3 B.C., they listen to 'Schlagermusik' all day long, drink loads of Heineken and Bavaria and talk way too loud..."


Objection! We DO NOT DRINK BAVARIA! bah!

:D

[Dr.N]

?

[Sessy]

Originally posted by Dr.N
so you just needed a better quality cam and its all set :D

nice phone by the way , yes its a siemens Xelibri 4 , good looking.. no many functions tho

For 25 euro including 20 euro of calling credit on it, I think the phone was a bargain! :D

After re-installing the cam's software it got better btw.

[Dr.N]

show us :D

[Sessy]

Fine, have a picture of me in joggingpants.
Approximately same distance.

[Sessy]

But since I dyed my hair and might as well show it on proximity
And it's common knowledge now that I'm in love with myself
Here's another one. :D

[David Ciprian]

well this is getting interesting :p :roll:

[Sessy]

If you wanna make it interesting, start taking bets on how long it'll take me before I post pictures again :p
(btw the last one was my 666th post :ufo: )

[David Ciprian]

666 huh? kewl. *evil growling voice* now you can join us, for we are many...muahahahaa
:evil:

[RickStefani]

Sessy, You life must be turning around. You really seem you are in a much happier time, If you do not mind be noticing.

[Sessy]

Hmm, after 3,5 years, I think I've earned it. A little happyer though for sure, but, not entirely. A LOT has to improve before I'm happy with it, my health particularly. :) But thanks for noticing.

[FCDesigns2002]

Just read all 116pages(!) and have his to say

@Nyasha = ndipo ma Smirnoff... Ndinoda kuenda kumusha manje so.... You at kumusha, or overseas? Just been back last month, but back in the wet, damp, miserable UK atm. Mugabe, uripenzi here? Pamhata chete.
Bear in mind m shona is as rusty as a rusty nail dipped in rust. Which is very rusty.

@Sessy, Lif, hp, etc - If I'd known there were so many fit birds here, I'd have joined here earlier... Any chance of a day to day webcam from one of you? Certianly make my day brighter.

BTW, I'm actually too tired to hit on anyone in here, so no fear there. Until tomorrow that is...
Anyway, now for a picture of the zit-monster, with 3 of my best friends (2 of which have a 5.0% sticker on the side)
Chrz
FCDesigns2002

[FCDesigns2002]

and a branded IRC pwning tool...
Excuse sunburn and expression, got through a 24 pack that day on the boat.
Chrz
FCDesigns2002

[Honki]

Is fosters popular with the poms?

My old man reckons it's everywhere in english pubs.

[Daniel]

As I've heard many a times:

"Fosters sucks the big one"

and I agree :p

[Sessy]

Originally posted by FCDesigns2002
and a branded IRC pwning tool...
Excuse sunburn and expression, got through a 24 pack that day on the boat.
Chrz
FCDesigns2002

Is that caught... or bought? :D

[Chokin Hazard™]

Sessy should be the admin of this thread :p

[FCDesigns2002]

Originally posted by Sessy
Is that caught... or bought? :D

Caught. 5 mins battling with the greatest freshwater fighting fish in the world. Check the teeth on the bugger.
Fosters ad Castlemaine XXXX are cheap, one step up from Special Brew and White Lightning, and I'm a poor student with a little bit of taste. More of a spirits man, esp several shots of vodka/Sambuka/Absinthe.
Beats Stella on tap here. Tastes like ****, probably is. And it makes you fight, which I don't need atm.
[Edit] - Sessy, why only 40% sexy? Methinks it should be a lot higher than that.
Chrz
FCDesigns2002

[Karikoga]

Yo FCDesigns2002 is that a tiger fish? Where did you catch it? It's been a long time since I ate one of those. Used to catch them on Lake Kariba on the Zambezi. Eating those things is real hard labour. You burn more calories picking out the bones than the ones you get from the fish itself....:)
Ahh - unoziva rurimi rwaamai. ZvaMugabe hazviteererwi. Anopenga. Anemusoro bhangu. :)). I hope those fingers were pointed at him.
Handisi kumusha. Ndiri kudzidza architecture.

[FCDesigns2002]

The one and only Zambezi dude. The teeth are the worst bit when you're trying to get the hook out. Nearly took my finger off!
Kinda got half of the Shona bit, how many years is your course? The fingers were pointed at the madman. Notice Castle Lager shirt on my mate lol...
I was a Harare city slicker till it all went pear shaped. Now I don't think I'll ever go back.

[Sessy]

Originally posted by FCDesigns2002

[Edit] - Sessy, why only 40% sexy?
FCDesigns2002

Fake modesty. :D

Originally posted by Chokin Hazard™
Sessy should be the admin of this thread :p

Shoo! Don't expose my plan for world domination. :grr:

[Dr.N]

she IS admin of this thread lol!!

what was with your health?:(

[FCDesigns2002]

Originally posted by Sessy
Shoo! Don't expose my plan for world domination. :grr: [/B]

Damn n00b evil minions. When will they learn? :p
Chrz
FCDesigns2002

[Corth]

Originally posted by FCDesigns2002
Sessy, why only 40% sexy? Methinks it should be a lot higher than that.


*puts on my professor hat* well if you wanted to get technical about it, I'll break it down!

There are 5 letters in her name, there for, each letter is worth 20% of her total name. Now you take the two traits, sexy and sassy, cut them up and put them together:

se - from sexy (40%)
ssy - from sassy (60%)

and so you end up with sessy (100%)

*takes off professor hat* now for the blunt reason... she can sass the ass off anyone :eek:

[Sessy]

Congratulations! You've Just Won A Cookie! :D

[Joey B]

@Sessy

Hey, you wear your watch on the inside of your wrist... You're not a sniper or a commando, are you?! :D

I used to wear it that way, but wearing a watch was irritating me so much that I took it off completely. Even though I'm right-handed I wear it on the right, everytime I moved my mouse it was clicking against the table. How annoying...

I suppose I could wear it on the left, but that doesn't 'feel' ok... Ah, what the heck, I have a clock on my cellphone.

j.

[Sessy]

Actually the reason is very easy. I wear it that way around so that when I type, the wrist doesn't hang in the air but is resting on the watch, the watch fills the space between the table and my wrist, especially when I use my laptop, which I do at school and in the train nearly daily. Ergonomical, isn't it? :D
Additionally, this way around the button you press and pull to change time doesn't get stuck on clothing and my watch doesn't stop suddenly.

[Ferry P]

Originally posted by Joey B
Ah, what the heck, I have a clock on my cellphone.


my thoughts exactly

[Karikoga]

Originally posted by FCDesigns2002
I was a Harare city slicker till it all went pear shaped. Now I don't think I'll ever go back.
Too bad. I am done gallivanting man. I just wanna finish my course and go home...

[Sessy]

Originally posted by EF_studios
my thoughts exactly

How I'd like to see you shower with your mobile phone in your hand, checking that you don't shower too long so you aren't late for school.