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Jake The Snake
04-11-2003, 06:51 AM
elephant friends at the barber shop until...
RickStefani
04-11-2003, 07:13 AM
their ears are picked clean of.....
simps
04-11-2003, 01:28 PM
Spandex covered apples that...
...are also known as edible underwear. Then one day kermit the frog...
Jake The Snake
04-11-2003, 09:21 PM
found a new...
Artchowsky
05-11-2003, 04:03 PM
.....cat, under his........
simps
06-11-2003, 03:51 PM
Lillipad
Zergling
06-11-2003, 04:50 PM
... so he tortured it until it ...
simps
07-11-2003, 01:22 PM
got mad and bit off his head.
Artchowsky
07-11-2003, 02:23 PM
But still he was alive!!! He was headless, but still physically unharmed! This was because his magic amulet of......
simps
07-11-2003, 02:47 PM
Which was filled with mostly pencil shavings and shredded paper.
he went after it to the market and bought another head that was..
Downup
08-11-2003, 09:04 PM
4years old and rotten into the....
Downup
09-11-2003, 05:14 PM
.. The next day did the man walk to a carnival with 4$ and he bought a...
simps
10-11-2003, 02:07 PM
bag filled with goldfish.
Downup
10-11-2003, 03:27 PM
when he saw that he only had 2$ left did he rang his mom for more cash. His mother said do him that...
Bylkki
10-11-2003, 06:26 PM
"I can't give you any more money. If you dont stop calling me I will..."
Downup
10-11-2003, 08:07 PM
..call to your real father.
-But mom i hate..
Jake The Snake
11-11-2003, 07:05 AM
him, he looks like a huge...
monkey who is trying to on the piano , but..
Downup
11-11-2003, 11:25 AM
..He is good when he transform to a chilivan.
Slash he slams the telephone into the..
simps
11-11-2003, 01:49 PM
the pegged legged pirate who's still dancing on the table.
Downup
11-11-2003, 04:33 PM
When the pegged legged pirate got the phone in the head he got very mad and picked up a ...
Zergling
11-11-2003, 08:01 PM
... big bucket of shrimp which he proceeded to ...
Jake The Snake
11-11-2003, 08:08 PM
peel and get prepared for the...
Zergling
11-11-2003, 10:30 PM
... big party where the shrimp will be performing ...
Jake The Snake
12-11-2003, 06:19 AM
Mr. Roboto for the millions of...
Downup
12-11-2003, 07:25 AM
.. nude birds on the beach.
When the big monkey Mr Banana visit the carnival did he....
simps
12-11-2003, 05:59 PM
remember to turn off his stove at home to prevent a fire, or...
Downup
12-11-2003, 06:21 PM
..MR gugaluna will eat 3 Bananas.
Well after some hour of nothing did pegged legged pirate grab a machinegun and...
...Swung it around in the air while dancing on a tabletop made of...
Morzog
13-11-2003, 10:48 AM
the bones of his dead enemies. When out of the corner of his eye he noticed.....
Downup
13-11-2003, 11:17 AM
.. that his nose was gone. When he looked around to find it he found a...
simps
13-11-2003, 01:51 PM
ghost ship with the bones of One Eyed Willy and his gang down near the goondocks.
Downup
13-11-2003, 03:56 PM
.. The time is now 04:57 and the pegged legged pirate was very...
simps
14-11-2003, 01:42 PM
But he didn't let that handicap get in his way. Instead he...
Jake The Snake
14-11-2003, 09:02 PM
made glass eyes for...
john silver
16-11-2003, 06:45 PM
...one eyed turkeys...
Jake The Snake
16-11-2003, 08:25 PM
that had no way of buying the eyes do to...
RickStefani
17-11-2003, 09:23 AM
Oragomi, instead they ....
Jake The Snake
17-11-2003, 07:00 PM
ate tofu for very...
...Rich men who liked to watch one eyed turkeys eat tofu while they...
Jake The Snake
18-11-2003, 03:23 AM
liked to watch one eyed turkeys eat tofu and...
simps
18-11-2003, 01:18 PM
tell stories that get out of hand and make no sense. So...
Zergling
18-11-2003, 03:54 PM
... a little fish comes up to the shore and sees the pirate ...
Jake The Snake
18-11-2003, 06:13 PM
and says, "Aye matey wanna...
simps
19-11-2003, 01:48 PM
do the Macarena with me?
daagom
20-11-2003, 01:05 AM
.....and the Pirate said, "No eh, I'm a canadian eh." And the fish, responds, "So am I, eh!! Let's sing the Lumberjack song eh, from Monty Python, eh! So the Pirate and the fish Swaggered all the way to the nearest Pub singin' " I'm a Lumber Jack and I'm ok. I Sleep all night and I.......
simps
20-11-2003, 03:54 PM
work all day." That's why I'm so grumpy...
oompa_loompa
22-11-2003, 06:17 AM
... and fit, so fit in fact I can ...
simps
22-11-2003, 02:46 PM
lift 100 pound right over my head. Just like that. Anyways...
...after so much one legged table dancing the pirate died, and was never spoken of again, why you may ask? Because I'm sick of the pirate. So then the canadian fish...
Jake The Snake
25-11-2003, 02:14 AM
reincarnated the one legged pirate so he could...
simps
25-11-2003, 01:31 PM
Dance for the rest of eternity on the table tops of the world.
THE END
Zergling
25-11-2003, 03:52 PM
--the hell it's the end.
Don't try to end the neverending story, something like this may happen:--
...then the Canadian fish grew into a shark, who can walk on land. The shark ate simps in a very gruesome manner so as to allow no possibility of any part of him surviving enough to make a slight gurgling sound... meanwhile, at a nearby McDonalds...
simps
25-11-2003, 04:02 PM
And simps lived on in our hearts for the rest of time.
Zergling
25-11-2003, 10:07 PM
... until we forgot about him, because we saw a bright pink dog...
oompa_loompa
25-11-2003, 10:27 PM
... with green eyes, half a tail, and a bowtie ...
Jake The Snake
25-11-2003, 11:57 PM
dancing with the peg legged pirate at the...
...graveyard, because the peg legged pirate was dead, DEAD GODDAMIT, and he's never coming back...
Jake The Snake
26-11-2003, 07:43 PM
until the next day, when the peg legged pirate ate...
...a small tactical nuke, which vaporized him so he could never be spoken of agian, in fact, he was so vaporized that only stupid people even thought to talk about him. Then a dog...
Jake The Snake
27-11-2003, 08:36 PM
found a peg legged pirate to play...
Jake The Snake
30-11-2003, 12:28 AM
with even though both were nuetered they still...
daagom
30-11-2003, 01:44 AM
..the canadian fish was wandering in the forests of Canada. In the forest, the fish found the scariest looking.....
...dingo in the desert. He had two...
daagom
30-11-2003, 10:51 PM
rasberry tarts. These tarts weren't any ordinary tarts either.. they were from the turtle's ex wife's chicken's friend's friend, who makes the best darn tootin' tarts in the west! In fact they were so good that....
...the peg legged pirate died...
oompa_loompa
01-12-2003, 10:59 PM
...and was revived 10 min. later at the hospital. It was so close a call that the doctor ...
daagom
01-12-2003, 11:29 PM
...passed out with the scalpel in his hand, which cut off the peg leg. Now this was unfortunate and the pirate died of dispair. The doctor, waking up from his horrid misshap, found a dead pirate with a scalpel inbeded in wood of the leg. He ran out of the room and smacked straight into the chief of police, who was selling girl scout cookies for his sisters daughter at a booth in the middle of the hospital hallway. The cookies went flying EVERYWHERE!!!! One took out a nurse, and another flew so far that it nearly went lightspeed due to the gravitational pull from the Sun. The sun, upset by this disturbance, shot a flame at the Earth which gave Grandma minor burns on her left ankle. Pissed about the burn, granny went to the local market and .....
oompa_loompa
01-12-2003, 11:38 PM
... bought some bug repellent to...
daagom
02-12-2003, 10:31 AM
...help glue her wig back in place. After all, bug repellent is quite sticky when...
oompa_loompa
02-12-2003, 12:13 PM
... it's used below the ...
Zergling
02-12-2003, 02:14 PM
... recommended temperature. The blast from the sun also disintegrated the peg-legged pirate's remains, so that he could never be spoken of again. Then along came a Tyrannosaur and saw...
john silver
02-12-2003, 04:10 PM
...the peg-legged pirate...
Jake The Snake
02-12-2003, 10:02 PM
who brought along his cousin the one eyed pirate
oompa_loompa
02-12-2003, 11:32 PM
... and his uncle the pirate with one ...
Jake The Snake
03-12-2003, 12:40 AM
hand and can...
...sneeze, unfortunatly this sneeze causes a cloud to cover the earth. This cloud is harmless unless you are a pirate. the cloud caused the One eyed pirate, one legged pirate and the one handed pirate to...
Jake The Snake
03-12-2003, 02:37 AM
morph into midget pirates that were not harmed by the cloud and they could...
oompa_loompa
03-12-2003, 05:26 PM
... try not to die, but they do anyways ... oh well ... but along came a stupid fish ...
Jake The Snake
03-12-2003, 07:39 PM
who brought along a peg legged pirate that had on a tutu and then...
oompa_loompa
03-12-2003, 11:24 PM
... ate the peg legged pirate in a tutu for lunch. After that him and his friend the silly sea turtle ...
Jake The Snake
03-12-2003, 11:26 PM
made a clone of the peg legged pirate with some dna they had and went ...
oompa_loompa
03-12-2003, 11:33 PM
... and blew up the whoooooooooole world so that nothing could ever be made into a peg legged pirate EVER AGAIN! Then the peg legged pirate, the stupid fish, and the silly turtle flew (in their spaceship) to mars which was over run by ...
...the ghost of the peg legged pirate, the second peg legged pirate, the third peg legged pirate, the fourth peg legged pirate, the one eyed pirate, the one handed pirate, the reincarnation of the first peg legged pirate, the midget one eyed pirate, the midget one handed pirate, the midget reincarnation of the first peg legged pirate and the one legged pirate in a tutu. All of the pirates were angry because...
oompa_loompa
04-12-2003, 07:07 AM
... half were dead and the other half wasn't. So a civil war ensued. During the war the tutu of the reincarnated one legged pirate in a tutu ..
Jake The Snake
04-12-2003, 07:14 AM
decided to take a break and have a cup of tea until...
the war is over , then he will go to drink coke that is made by ...
oompa_loompa
04-12-2003, 08:36 AM
... the other tutus that can walk, talk and drink coke. The tutu finds their layer and upon entering he runs right spack into ...
Zergling
04-12-2003, 09:06 PM
the commander of the peg-legged pirates, who...
Jake The Snake
04-12-2003, 09:29 PM
sings strongbad techno for everyone when...
oompa_loompa
04-12-2003, 09:51 PM
...he gets dunked in the blood of tutus. So the tutu that can talk walk and drink coke grabs his trusty...
Jake The Snake
05-12-2003, 12:15 AM
iron claw of wisdom to...
...Kill the pirate leader, but before he can...
oompa_loompa
05-12-2003, 04:01 AM
...put the batteries in it the commander of the peg-legged pirates lashes out with his good leg, striking the tutu in the...
Jake The Snake
05-12-2003, 04:30 AM
knee which enables him to excute his...
novoAlias
05-12-2003, 05:01 AM
..ultimate double arcwright move which...
oompa_loompa
05-12-2003, 05:13 AM
... lops the commander's peg leg off, and the pirate commander died of despair like all pirates do when they get they're peg legs cut off. So the tutu brushes himself off and ...
Zergling
05-12-2003, 06:04 AM
... sits down for a nice big warm steamy cup of ...
simps
05-12-2003, 01:35 PM
folgiers crystals. It really is brewed to the last drop.
After that he looked up at the sky and saw a huge...
hydrospell
05-12-2003, 02:00 PM
topless tourist falling. he readied his hands to catch her but ...
Jake The Snake
05-12-2003, 07:28 PM
the tourist turned into a peg legged pirate and...
oompa_loompa
05-12-2003, 11:42 PM
... shot the tutu in the seams with her trusty rusty handy dandy ...
Jake The Snake
06-12-2003, 08:57 AM
hand made gorified lubricated to perfection...
oompa_loompa
06-12-2003, 08:59 AM
... just for one exception, sure to cause expressions SUPER DUPER UPER COOPER SLOOPER POOPER causeing the tutu ...
(go read THE NEVER ENDING STORY CONDENSED VERSIONS!!!!!!!!! PARTS I and II ALL CONDENSED! EASY TO READ AND FUNNY AS A TUTU BEING SHOT BY A SUPER DUPER UPER COOPER SLOOPER POOPER! http://forums.3dtotal.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12824)
novoAlias
06-12-2003, 11:02 PM
to shrink, meaning that...
oompa_loompa
07-12-2003, 12:22 AM
... he got smaller. ...
Jake The Snake
07-12-2003, 02:23 AM
like a midget that...
hydrospell
07-12-2003, 04:46 AM
...had an undefined lust for Asian women shown without proper attire...
Jake The Snake
07-12-2003, 11:24 PM
while holding cans of tuna that...
novoAlias
08-12-2003, 07:35 AM
inexplicably smell like pork...
simps
08-12-2003, 01:20 PM
on the hottest day of the year without air conditioning or
hydrospell
08-12-2003, 03:04 PM
...deep freezing facililty, like those found in the kitchens of butchers who...
Weylon
08-12-2003, 03:48 PM
... kills people with their ...
Jake The Snake
08-12-2003, 07:25 PM
hand crafted special ordered super duper...
hydrospell
09-12-2003, 08:00 AM
...heavy-duty 24k gold chopping machine thingie, which are made in a country which ...
simps
09-12-2003, 01:39 PM
also sales socks on the black market,
Jake The Snake
10-12-2003, 01:48 AM
along with "weapons of mass destruction" that...
Artchowsky
10-12-2003, 08:26 PM
..steal all the orange juice in the WORLD! So Batman and his sidekick Robin must figure out who....
novoAlias
10-12-2003, 09:23 PM
invented all their stupid phrases,(case in point "holy jumping hamburgers")....
Jake The Snake
11-12-2003, 03:05 AM
and make him write them over hundreds of times until...
hydrospell
11-12-2003, 04:21 AM
... he wish he was born without a hand...
simps
11-12-2003, 01:34 PM
But without hands he couldn't liveout his dreams of becoming...
.:Bluerider:.
11-12-2003, 02:59 PM
... the last action hero. However,
the evil peg legged space pirate came down and gave him a smiting of Biblical proportions...
Jake The Snake
12-12-2003, 03:57 AM
that nobody has ever heard about, it involved...
novoAlias
12-12-2003, 05:34 AM
1000 slices of cheese and all the animals off noahs ark, basically the smiting involved.......
oompa_loompa
12-12-2003, 07:29 AM
finishing sentences with a question mark and dotting i's with ts? The smithing was so severe that every sentence from then on was ended with a quesion mark? The i dotting thing never caught on? So after the smiting the tutu revives himself and gets back to work ...
simps
12-12-2003, 01:16 PM
After all, he needed to get busy if he wanted to finish his Men are from Mars Women are from Venus and Mickey's dog is named Pluto book, so he...
Zergling
12-12-2003, 04:03 PM
... found a puppy who was sleeping and ...
oompa_loompa
12-12-2003, 07:38 PM
starting humping it's leg? The dog looked at him like ...
.:Bluerider:.
12-12-2003, 08:10 PM
... Britney at Madonna in a public toilet. They were ...
novoAlias
13-12-2003, 06:14 AM
just starting to write their best selling novel entitled 'nuke the evil pirates for madonna' when...
Artchowsky
13-12-2003, 05:30 PM
THE WIONG KUKOO (had to say that) came and said they were really the mans granny's brothers grandson's dogs parents
oompa_loompa
13-12-2003, 06:36 PM
from another wifes side grandmother's aunt's bakery owner's left hand's uncle's third nephew. The book went on the be ...
Jake The Snake
14-12-2003, 02:32 AM
a worthless peice of crap that could be used as...
oompa_loompa
14-12-2003, 02:48 AM
a great tool for balencing the unbalanced side of ...
novoAlias
14-12-2003, 09:37 PM
political debates [fullstop]....
oompa_loompa
15-12-2003, 05:42 AM
... about how AWSOME it is we caught that bastid Sadam Husein ... or however you spell it. Who cares! Fact of the matter is ...
novoAlias
15-12-2003, 07:35 AM
the americans never actually managed to find the weapons of mass destruction! but thats ok because......
oompa_loompa
15-12-2003, 07:55 AM
... this isn't really funny anymore! SO the tutu and the terrible book elope to california where ...
Zergling
16-12-2003, 06:23 PM
... they find out that we Americans really DID find weapons of mass destruction, and they had just been watching the wrong news sation the whole time. They were so distraught upon learning this that the tutu shot the book, then....
oompa_loompa
16-12-2003, 07:05 PM
... pointed the gun at the peg legged pirate that snuck his way into their suite. The next thing he knew ...
Artchowsky
16-12-2003, 07:10 PM
....was the picture shown in the next evening at the news, pointing out that hammers, in fact are birds....
oompa_loompa
16-12-2003, 09:12 PM
... that like to take the 399th ...
oompa_loompa
16-12-2003, 09:12 PM
... AND 400th post of every NEVER ENDING STORY they see on the internet. ...
Artchowsky
17-12-2003, 12:54 PM
...., but then a man yells! HEY THAT's not fair! double-posting! :grr: And so the dinosaurs were hidden in a cave....
simps
17-12-2003, 01:17 PM
When all of the sudden this big burly man wearing a blue leisure suit thats two sizes too small, strolls through proclaiming...
Jake The Snake
18-12-2003, 12:24 AM
he has a peg legged pirate for sale and wants...
oompa_loompa
18-12-2003, 02:58 AM
... a blue leisure suit that actually fits and a cat that can ...
simps
18-12-2003, 01:31 PM
sing and dance
oompa_loompa
18-12-2003, 11:46 PM
... on a table top with ...
SAPPER POPOV
19-12-2003, 11:04 AM
his big dick and big flammable cokes ...
O.K, Stop, that last post was just lame. It will hereby be cleared from the mind of all in this forum. I will now continue where Oompa_Loompa left off:
... on a table top with ...
...a giant yodeling...
tobes
22-12-2003, 12:39 PM
.. 3 fat lesbians flogging him with a hunk of bong hose...
Syfox
22-12-2003, 12:46 PM
roflmfao
Zergling
23-12-2003, 04:50 PM
[no more clutter please]
... hose which came from Michael Jackson's bong ...
novoAlias
24-12-2003, 08:56 AM
... there is no way to finish this sentence...
[Fullstop]
One day...
neo_mosher_zion
25-12-2003, 05:04 AM
...a fat guy(kinda like the cheesy comic book store guys) was walking...
Jared
26-12-2003, 12:23 PM
...backwards into a big pile of...
oompa_loompa
30-12-2003, 10:39 PM
... DVDs and strange christmas presents you never really wanted in the first place. But then as suddenly as a cat's ...
Honki
31-12-2003, 12:34 AM
...poo turns white in the sun...
Drizzt
31-12-2003, 12:36 AM
....he realized....
oompa_loompa
31-12-2003, 02:33 AM
... the same DVDs he was walking in were the same DVDs used to ...
Honki
31-12-2003, 03:11 AM
...feed disadvantaged circus folk in 3rd world circuses.
Fajula
02-01-2004, 08:51 PM
..in theory ofcource.
oompa_loompa
05-01-2004, 08:59 PM
But then they realized THE NEVER ENDING STORY CANNOT DIE and decided to ...
novoAlias
16-01-2004, 06:49 AM
take the dvd's to a near by dvd rental store and...
Zergling
17-01-2004, 04:35 AM
smoosh them. Then a badger came along...
dave3d
17-01-2004, 02:15 PM
and started singing: badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers
Zergling
30-01-2004, 06:44 AM
badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers. Then along came a snake...
[r3D]
30-01-2004, 08:08 AM
...and saw the badger then did something that's both very brave and very stupid:
he threw a bottle of sprite at the badger and yelled "SHUT UP YOU STINKING BADGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
guess what the badger did?
he...
the_solidshadow
30-01-2004, 08:30 AM
tried to tun away, but his paw got stuck in some white poo, the snake descended upon him...
Zergling
31-01-2004, 07:29 AM
... then smelled the poo and ...
Honki
31-01-2004, 03:45 PM
..decided that eating poo covered badgers, wasn't good for his cholesterol. So instead he decided to eat...
novoAlias
31-01-2004, 05:37 PM
the rest of the dvd's instead.
at least it was better for you than mcdonalds and...
Honki
02-02-2004, 01:58 AM
...homeless people. But the DVD's tasted like...
Zergling
18-02-2004, 10:28 AM
... Cheerios, which isn't surprising because Cheerios ae advertised to taste like DVDs. After the snake ate all the DVDs, he went to the ...
(I FOUND IT! LONG LIVE THE NEVER-ENDING STORY!!!)
nico3d
01-03-2004, 08:03 PM
,,,beach to sunbathe. There he meets a hot girl and as soon as they met they went straight too.....
Zergling
02-03-2004, 06:25 AM
...the hot dog stand, where they bought a nice, hot, fresh...
nico3d
02-03-2004, 07:58 AM
sausage for her to swallow all the way down her throat......she choaked so he tried to pull out the sausage out of her mouth, the attempt was useless since she was enjoying the feeling of.....
Zergling
03-03-2004, 09:41 AM
hot grease from the sausage dripping down her ...
nico3d
03-03-2004, 10:07 AM
chin all the way down to her breasts, tummy and....
novoAlias
04-03-2004, 07:28 PM
...the snake started to panic at this point so he..
Zergling
05-03-2004, 01:43 PM
...tied himself in a knot and couldn't get himself undone, so he...
LaRRy
17-03-2004, 01:35 PM
...took a nap...
nico3d
24-03-2004, 05:16 AM
to find himself drowning in a pool of .....
Zergling
26-03-2004, 09:49 AM
... maple syrup. He tried to eat his way out, but...
nico3d
26-03-2004, 10:13 AM
but his stomach started to swell more and more till he couldn't hold it anymore and bursted into a thousand pieces of fresh flesh and blood turning the place into a sweet bloodbath. People who were washed in this pool of .....
Zergling
26-03-2004, 01:44 PM
...guk ran in terror and ended up falling into ...
neiy0
26-03-2004, 03:03 PM
dragon poop...(;))
Zergling
26-03-2004, 03:16 PM
After ingesting a revolting amount of said dragon feces, they went and took a bath in...
nico3d
26-03-2004, 03:37 PM
jam, getting a nice sticky and ****** look which turned out to smell like.....
Zergling
26-03-2004, 04:14 PM
... really old peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. After thier bath of sorts, they went into a grocery store and bought a lot of ...
nico3d
26-03-2004, 04:36 PM
.... bottles of pure vaseline to feel more slippery. They poured their bodies with it and got in a ring to play....
Zergling
27-03-2004, 05:21 AM
Marbles. But the marbles kept falling out of their slippery hands into ...
Zergling
11-05-2004, 03:54 AM
... puddles of red gooey pudding with chunks in it...
(we could make this the biggest thread on threedy :p )
LaRRy
15-05-2004, 12:26 PM
And THEN!!...Everything turned black......all was silent....
nico3d
15-05-2004, 06:48 PM
until a deep breathing started hissing from somewhere....deeper and deeper as the place grew darker. Nobody could see where it was comming from, no one dared to move when.....
novoAlias
15-05-2004, 11:33 PM
gandalf hopped out and said pippin u @#$in n00b! and whacked him across the head
(my car is faster than ur car is 70 pages+ ;),and sarns page is not far behind, both are probably more productive than this one)
Chokin Hazard™
16-05-2004, 09:34 PM
....then a terrorist from Counter Strike started headshoting every one... then
He planted a 20000000000000 ton nuclear bomb @ bomb site A and it blew up the whole universe and even time itself...
Jake The Snake
18-05-2004, 03:14 PM
until the terrorist woke up to a...
c0nspire
20-05-2004, 09:30 PM
bared (sp) jail cell and an atomic wedgie...
Zergling
21-05-2004, 09:50 AM
... and a slice of truly awful cherry pie which he proceeded to...
...throw at the face of the jail warden, who in turn grabbed him by the head and started to smash it against the bars.
He was about to fall unconscious when a bright glare shot through the window and all were suddenly mesmerized by the...
hot blonde , blue eyes , long hair , nice feet , good looking twins who suddenly
Zergling
24-05-2004, 07:20 PM
... began to beat on the terrorist as well ...
Chokin Hazard™
04-09-2004, 02:17 PM
*Revives a 7 month old thread :p
but her girlfriend ask her to get her didlo so she can.....
novoAlias
04-09-2004, 03:00 PM
give the jail warden a bad beating
but she couldnt do so because..
[r3D]
04-09-2004, 08:54 PM
... her g-string was too tight, so she took a 5 minute time-out to get fully undressed and when she came back, she saw to her utter amazement....
DJdude
18-04-2008, 03:31 AM
that it was the end of the story. THE END
Freespace-3DT
18-04-2008, 03:54 AM
But then, out of nowhere...
Josiah
18-04-2008, 04:07 AM
An old thread was revived by a crazy mongolian warrior with no past, and probably no future in rocket science
neolith
18-04-2008, 05:59 PM
which i like bananas.
artecnl
18-04-2008, 06:27 PM
and watching old threads, he is lazy
Honki
18-04-2008, 07:11 PM
as neolith's mum's left eye.
neolith
18-04-2008, 10:40 PM
On the other hand,Honki's mother's snail-like eyes have been proven to be impossible to fix even by the world's greatest eye specialists.
MonteCristo
18-04-2008, 11:21 PM
Meanwhile, in a sub-aquatic base, somewhere far from prying eyes, or wonky eyes, or any eyes for that matter, except for the eyes of the people currently inhabiting said sub-aquatic base, somewhere far from prying eyes, or wonky eyes, or any eyes for that matter, except for the eyes of the people currently inhabiting said sub-aquatic base, somewhere far from prying eyes, or wonky eyes, or any eyes for that matter, except for the eyes of the people currently inhabiting said sub-aquatic base...
somewhere far from prying eyes, or wonky eyes, or any eyes for that matter, except for the eyes of the people currently inhabiting said sub-aquatic base, somewhere far from prying eyes, or wonky eyes, or any eyes for that matter, except for the eyes of the people currently inhabiting said sub-aquatic base...
Scrambling to stop the broken record that has been going on for 3 years, 7 months and 13 days (let's see, 2004 to 2008... carry the 2 - that seems about right) a new main character emerges since the other ones seem to have died in the time that has passed. The world seemed to come to a stop, but little did I know that the narration of the newly-revived story was about to turn first-person.
I don't know how I ended up in this place, it seems so desolate and without character, even with the two million people who settled here after the war. It looks like a bargain-basement version of Ikea and smells like a mix of money and feet.
I would like to say that I was on the front lines of the war against the space-invaders, but I knew there was no stopping them. They kept coming faster and faster, causing us to shoot through our own shields to get the ones that straggled behind. The sound alone was enough for me to get the hell out of there; I knew that if I stayed, I would become an indistinguishable monochromatic pixelated version of myself just like the others.
But what I want to know is what happened to them. A group of nearly 100 space invaders landed on the western coast of Canada and nobody has seen them since. Some say they got infected by a virus like in a movie that starred Tom Cruise that was a remake of a remake of a radio show of a book. But I don't believe it. It's too simple...
(Procrastination :dance:)
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