View Full Version : The Never-Ending story...
Zergling
15-07-2003, 11:30 PM
If it's okay, this is what's gonna happen. Everyone post a phrase that leads to something else. Then another dude posts what he thinks should happen next, etc. etc. etc.
I'll start:
--A man was walking along the street when he...
RodrigoRosa
15-07-2003, 11:58 PM
... when he throw up in a police....
Zergling
16-07-2003, 12:09 AM
officer's hat. The officer...
KingSomething
16-07-2003, 12:38 AM
then whacked him with his trusty......
Zergling
16-07-2003, 12:44 AM
10 lb dead blow hammer, making the man...
RodrigoRosa
16-07-2003, 10:56 AM
... fall over a woman. Then, suddenly, he notice...
Johny
16-07-2003, 10:26 PM
...he was bleeding bad, and the woman...
... ran away, screaming and shouting ...
SniperMaster
17-07-2003, 04:01 PM
...before smashing her face into a brick wall...
Zergling
22-07-2003, 05:10 PM
... and breaking her nose. Then a bird ...
Zergling
01-08-2003, 09:40 PM
stood on her head and ...
KingSomething
01-08-2003, 09:50 PM
...and gripped tight and flew away...
RodrigoRosa
02-08-2003, 01:37 AM
. The woman, with anger about what had happened....
Xakep_INC
02-08-2003, 04:25 PM
...went to the nearest police department and...
lamer_T
02-08-2003, 06:05 PM
... fell madly inlove with DCI Bart, but....
SniperMaster
02-08-2003, 10:23 PM
...the other officers already had their hands up her dress...
Zergling
05-08-2003, 02:15 PM
Then a criminal threw a bomb through the police station window, and it...
SniperMaster
05-08-2003, 09:11 PM
..blew up and the granny got hurled up and smashed through the roof...
Zergling
08-08-2003, 01:52 PM
... then a big bird grabbed her and flew up to a mountain ...
Honki
08-08-2003, 02:15 PM
...where she was chewed up and regurgitated to the chicks for dinner...
[r3D]
08-08-2003, 07:11 PM
but 2 seconds before the chicks had devoured her....
Zergling
08-08-2003, 08:14 PM
... a bibcat scared them all away ...
[r3D]
08-08-2003, 08:19 PM
... after 5 seconds, the bibcat started staring menacingly, he had that hungry look in his eyes, he jumped to catch his prey, but just on time came [ as usual ] came our beloved hero ...
Heretic
08-08-2003, 08:53 PM
and one look at the girl and he started drooling, while the evil cat
LocoMan
09-08-2003, 12:25 AM
grabbed a nearby stick it had hidden for an occasion like this and started dancing and singing "Hello, my baby"... :D
Honki
09-08-2003, 12:35 AM
...annoyed with the singing, the girl walked over and kneed the cat in the groin....
Zergling
12-08-2003, 02:50 PM
Then the hero wouldn't stop drooling, so she kneed him in the groin too ...
simps
15-08-2003, 08:31 PM
But she didn't realize he was wearing his handy dandy athletic supporting cup which...
Honki
16-08-2003, 03:40 AM
....was made in taiwan. Subsequently it shattered, pinching sensitive skin between the shards of plastic. Lucky the hero has Balls of........
Ferry P
18-08-2003, 12:37 AM
soft polyester...so he laughs at it and walk to the shop to buy a new one...when he comes in the cup-shop...
sabaman
18-08-2003, 01:03 AM
..he sees a man swingin a cord to some gay ass song (inside joke hehe) and walks out of the cup shop leavin harder noticing.....
simps
19-08-2003, 04:54 PM
...That he wasn't wearing any pants. So he decided to go shopping at the local...
SniperMaster
19-08-2003, 10:51 PM
wallmart, where he saw a big stack of coca cola in a triangle shape which he then
Jared
19-08-2003, 11:58 PM
...looked at for a long period of time...
Zergling
22-08-2003, 03:56 PM
.. Then decided to buy beer ...
simps
22-08-2003, 05:21 PM
But forgot his identification and the clerk wouldn't sale it to him. Instead he bought some...
Jared
22-08-2003, 08:39 PM
...razor heads, and then he went home to...
SniperMaster
23-08-2003, 11:32 AM
poke some badgers with them
simps
25-08-2003, 07:05 PM
But the Badger had other plans, and this time, it's personal.
So....
Downup
25-08-2003, 08:16 PM
-The Badger came in a fast attack pose and the man-
Zergling
25-08-2003, 11:57 PM
Pulled out a Desert Eagle .50 and ...
Jared
26-08-2003, 02:04 PM
...then he put potato salad on the gun while he..
simps
26-08-2003, 02:14 PM
...thought about the good ole days at the beauty salon where he would gossip with all the...
Zergling
26-08-2003, 03:05 PM
good ole boys about ...
very big mistake what he did with his motha
SniperMaster
27-08-2003, 01:44 AM
when he was only a little boy with no friends
simps
28-08-2003, 01:29 PM
And she was from Tennessee
[r3D]
28-08-2003, 03:05 PM
... but then he changed subject to his father, who was from...
Zergling
28-08-2003, 03:22 PM
Texas but he didn't have a truck so he ...
simps
28-08-2003, 03:40 PM
Caught a lift from a trucker named Large Marge who said...
[r3D]
28-08-2003, 04:52 PM
" you know why they call me Large Marge? "....
Zergling
28-08-2003, 04:58 PM
then the guy said "yeah, you're FAT!!!" then Large Marge ...
simps
28-08-2003, 08:03 PM
spontaneously combusted
Zergling
29-08-2003, 02:59 PM
into millions of butterflies, which ...
[r3D]
29-08-2003, 03:16 PM
... BLASTED the windows which were already heavily scratched apart to get out of the truck and go to...
insect
30-08-2003, 09:08 AM
...the nearest pet shop and buy some butterfly food, since...
LocoMan
30-08-2003, 01:45 PM
the butterflies were trying to eat him and...
[r3D]
30-08-2003, 01:57 PM
... they couldn't, because his skin was too ...
Downup
30-08-2003, 05:06 PM
Dry and hard..So he
[r3D]
30-08-2003, 07:35 PM
... grabbed the butterfly net he had bought the other day and ran after them trying to ...
LittleJohn
31-08-2003, 12:57 AM
...catch them for dinner. But after 4 hours of struggle he only managed...
Jared
31-08-2003, 10:27 AM
...to catch a hamburger down at Mc'Donalds, where he saw...
[r3D]
31-08-2003, 10:36 AM
... the huuggee double-burger, and decided that it was better than a couple millions butterflies.. so he said: ...
simps
31-08-2003, 11:46 PM
"I feel my arteries hardening already". So then...
[r3D]
06-09-2003, 11:13 AM
... one of the friends he was telling the story to hit him hard on the shoulder and he came back to reailty with a sharp jolt of pain, then he started....
Honki
06-09-2003, 11:45 AM
...cry like a little pansy. So his friend poked him with a.....
Jared
06-09-2003, 12:11 PM
...giant yellow velociraptor, that had...
Honki
06-09-2003, 02:06 PM
...insomnia and a can of degreaser...
simps
08-09-2003, 01:34 PM
and was crazy about showtunes...
Jared
08-09-2003, 05:41 PM
...that did not relate to this story...
simps
08-09-2003, 05:48 PM
So the velocoraptor sang it's little heart out and threw the degreaser at...
Zergling
09-09-2003, 02:05 PM
a purple horse who was just passing. Then the horse ...
[r3D]
09-09-2003, 07:08 PM
ran into the shop and took out a yellow machine gun, and said "who did this?" then the man...
Honki
09-09-2003, 08:18 PM
...poked his bellybutton and forgot his name which is actually...
simps
10-09-2003, 02:30 AM
Ricardo Malto Ban..
Jared
10-09-2003, 10:00 AM
..because he was named after a danish beer...
Honki
11-09-2003, 11:23 AM
...that tasted like gherkins...
simps
11-09-2003, 01:38 PM
and smelled like summer rain.
Zergling
11-09-2003, 05:40 PM
... after someone had peed into the wind...
[r3D]
11-09-2003, 06:01 PM
.. and the wind had blown it into the butt of a fat geek...
simps
11-09-2003, 06:12 PM
That had just eatin a chalupa from Taco Bell.
zbobo
11-09-2003, 07:52 PM
.....and threw it up at a......
Honki
12-09-2003, 11:11 AM
...mardi gras for Forrest Gump impersonators.
simps
12-09-2003, 01:18 PM
So he felt sad, had a sandwich and sang we are the world with his Gump friends.
[r3D]
14-09-2003, 06:06 AM
... then the purple horse shouted again: "WHO DID THIS?????" so the man...
zbobo
14-09-2003, 07:53 AM
.....kicked him in the balls........
Honki
14-09-2003, 02:11 PM
...which were dangling low, and swaying in the breeze...
zbobo
14-09-2003, 02:49 PM
......so the horse ran away scared and smashed into a........
Honki
14-09-2003, 02:52 PM
...jar of earwigs and dungbeetles.
zbobo
14-09-2003, 03:21 PM
.......wich started cralling up his nose, making their way towards.......
latenight moon
14-09-2003, 05:34 PM
if u have hands to bit me!! i have legs to flee away!!!!
Honki
14-09-2003, 05:47 PM
if u have hands to bit me!! i have legs to flee away!!!!
:eek:
?
I think our never ending story.......
just ended.
zbobo
14-09-2003, 06:02 PM
haha! that was a cool story, hehe, let`s start neverending story 2
....hohoho! ;)
[r3D]
15-09-2003, 07:05 AM
It was a drak night, when a crazy old man...
hpslashluvr
15-09-2003, 07:27 AM
...who is called "crazy" because he does some really, really weird stuff like...
Jared
15-09-2003, 08:16 AM
...shaving horizontally and delivering pizza to people who didn't really order it...
zbobo
15-09-2003, 09:08 AM
.....and running naked on the street screaming: "I love my cats, i love my cats, aaaaaa"......
Honki
15-09-2003, 07:11 PM
Which was the "in" thing to do at the time...
simps
15-09-2003, 07:54 PM
It was a time where smuggling crazy clue was considered hip, even though it was painful.
Honki
15-09-2003, 09:16 PM
And often tasted like chicken.
[r3D]
16-09-2003, 06:35 PM
... so actually, he wasn't really crazy at all considering the in and out stuff in his times, but there still was one thing that was totally crazy about him, which was...
simps
16-09-2003, 06:41 PM
bending over, licking his palms and barking like a dog. And this was when he was sober. When he's drunk, he...
zbobo
16-09-2003, 06:52 PM
..........bangs his head against the pavement screaming: don`t let them get me", but he also........
Honki
16-09-2003, 07:24 PM
...pulls the pockets in his pants inside out.
simps
16-09-2003, 08:21 PM
But that's only if he's feeling really frisky.
Honki
16-09-2003, 08:29 PM
Which generally happens after reading TIME magazine.
Fizzy
16-09-2003, 08:30 PM
Otherwise he screams out words he's just made up like "drak" and "crazy clue." But he mostly just...
simps
16-09-2003, 09:24 PM
wears men's leather chaps around town.
Honki
17-09-2003, 11:45 AM
Leather chaps, purchased from an eskimo belly dancer. However, as payment, the eskimo only accepts...
Jared
17-09-2003, 12:14 PM
...holographic images of dead presidents, because...
simps
17-09-2003, 02:15 PM
because it's better for bait when fishing than 100 hundred dollar bills are. So the old man goes to...
Fizzy
17-09-2003, 02:48 PM
bring the funk to the the jive-ass suckers he sees mulling around the park. The jive-ass suckers...
Honki
17-09-2003, 05:24 PM
...Talking like truckers,
Dont wanna bring da ruckus,
in da park-us.
Jared
17-09-2003, 09:37 PM
...So the man gently pulls up a giant semi automatic laser gun and starts to...
Fizzy
17-09-2003, 09:40 PM
clean his toes with it. He learned to shoot so well ...
simps
18-09-2003, 01:01 PM
by eating lots of broccoli.
Zergling
18-09-2003, 03:07 PM
that he shoots at the gunk on his toes, and misses, hitting ...
Fizzy
18-09-2003, 03:15 PM
a Jack Russel terrier with a wooden leg and a glass eye. The dog...
Zergling
18-09-2003, 03:51 PM
... was really pissed off, so he bit the dude's ...
Honki
18-09-2003, 03:57 PM
...ingrown hair. The man yelled...
Jared
18-09-2003, 09:03 PM
...like an english garbageman with acne, and because of that...
Honki
18-09-2003, 09:10 PM
...he was able to bake cupcakes. But one day he made the cupcakes too...
simps
19-09-2003, 01:08 PM
tangy. No one could eat, so instead they...
Fizzy
19-09-2003, 02:48 PM
... used them to pelt the ducks in the park pond in order to get something to eat at the barbecue they organized. Then...
[r3D]
20-09-2003, 12:42 PM
... he took at the semi auto Laser Gun and fried all the meat with it instead, but he also fried...
Honki
20-09-2003, 02:24 PM
...Old Mrs Johnson's prize winning calf muscle sculpture. Which happened to be place neatly upon...
[r3D]
20-09-2003, 03:07 PM
.... on Old Mrs. Johnson's 2004 499BHP Lamborghini Gallardo which she had one for making the calf muscle sculpture, but the car also got fried to ashes, so Old Mrs. Johnson...
Honki
20-09-2003, 03:24 PM
...felt like playing with a spatula...
[r3D]
20-09-2003, 08:19 PM
... "whatever that is" she thought for herself, and went instead to kick the guy's butt for frying her prized stuff to death (lol), the man kept running until he reached...
Jared
20-09-2003, 09:53 PM
...for his knife and stabbed himself in the chest for no purpose what so ever. The reason for this was...
[r3D]
21-09-2003, 06:11 AM
... that he had a peice of bubblegum stuck in his chest, and he was dying to get it out, so he got it out and died!, but old Mrs. Johnson wasn't satisfied ...
hpslashluvr
21-09-2003, 04:10 PM
so she resurrected him for another good beating by...
Ferry P
21-09-2003, 09:10 PM
candellight...after that she went to the local supermarket and bought herself some serious peanutbutter.
She walked back to the victim..covering him with tons of the peanutbutter and then she licked him all over...when suddenly she sees a man...
simps
22-09-2003, 01:20 PM
peeing on an electric fence.
Honki
22-09-2003, 08:19 PM
...However, the electric fence was actually a bottle of window cleaner, which happens to be the #1 choice of peeing locations for many...
simps
22-09-2003, 08:26 PM
Then she felt confused. She never realized that electric fences and a bottle of window cleaner looked so identical. so she...
Honki
22-09-2003, 08:33 PM
...Stood next to the man, and peed on it too.
Ferry P
23-09-2003, 08:19 AM
aaah...that feels good!...she said.
suddenly she reminds her little brother, who has been...
simps
23-09-2003, 01:07 PM
creating an army of cardboard cutouts of Olivia Newton John so he can attack...
Honki
23-09-2003, 01:28 PM
sausages
hpslashluvr
23-09-2003, 01:40 PM
by singing horribly off-key renditions of...
simps
24-09-2003, 02:12 PM
Chubby Checker's, The Twist.
DEFIER
24-09-2003, 02:23 PM
but realize it was made in 3D, her wish was to...
Joe-Q
24-09-2003, 05:59 PM
...have puma shoes...
hpslashluvr
25-09-2003, 01:05 AM
...which are made to squash pumas, a type of mountain cat which retaliates by...
simps
25-09-2003, 05:20 PM
impersonating Jerry Lewis
hpslashluvr
27-09-2003, 12:37 AM
whose metaphysical imagery and interesting rhythmic devices seem to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the humanity of his compassionate soul, which contrives through the medium of the verse structure to sublimate this, transcend that, and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other and one is left with a profound and vivid insight into...:D
[r3D]
27-09-2003, 04:19 PM
... the power of human stupidity...
Artchowsky
28-09-2003, 06:24 PM
.....what somehow has something to do with 3 meter high carrot:???: , that.....
hpslashluvr
28-09-2003, 09:30 PM
... ends up being divided among the Texas ranchers to feed their nuclear-mutated cattle in the post-apocalyptic world...
[r3D]
29-09-2003, 04:11 PM
... but those carrots turned out to be poisonos, so everything and everyone that ate them diiiiiieeeeeed! SO ALL HUMANS WERE ENDANGERED, so a new race rises among us, called the WIONG KUKOO!...
Honki
30-09-2003, 09:59 AM
...Just like the clock. Except no spelled the same.
Artchowsky
30-09-2003, 03:04 PM
But the WIONG KUKOO were dangerous!!! They ate all the......
Jared
30-09-2003, 03:43 PM
...pepperoni and cheese pizzas with a gigantic spoon made out of...
[r3D]
30-09-2003, 04:52 PM
... BRIGHT PINK! plastic, but those weren't normal spoons, they had special powers, like....
Ferry P
30-09-2003, 04:54 PM
...turning lazy old beer drinking men into extremely sexy goodlooking chicks! who will...
Zergling
30-09-2003, 06:41 PM
...sit down and drink beer until they're old, fat, lazy women, who go out and ...
Jared
30-09-2003, 10:15 PM
...then decides not to go out and instead they go back into the house to have another beer at the exspense of...
hpslashluvr
30-09-2003, 10:16 PM
the rest of the 3d modeling population, who are forced to use these women as their nude models, eventually causing the...
Ferry P
30-09-2003, 10:49 PM
...problem that our nude models can't hold a straight pose anymore!!! IF that happens...the 3d modelling population is by then forced to...
Honki
01-10-2003, 12:23 AM
find nemo.
hpslashluvr
01-10-2003, 02:16 AM
who was eaten by a passing seagull, and has since reincarnated as a horribly...
Jared
01-10-2003, 07:55 AM
...ugly architectural designer with big glasses who likes to...
[r3D]
01-10-2003, 05:10 PM
... eat chocolate and dream about having a tv...
Joe-Q
01-10-2003, 05:49 PM
...that can actually talk to you by...
[r3D]
01-10-2003, 06:05 PM
... by putting his hand in his butt, and his foot in his mouth, his finger in both nostrils at the same time, and all the sound comes out of the ear...
hpslashluvr
01-10-2003, 10:45 PM
transmitting secret messages into your brain that make you paranoid to the point that you will...
Honki
02-10-2003, 01:10 AM
fart.
Zergling
02-10-2003, 02:28 PM
... anyhoo, this dude has the ability to down 30 beers in 2 seconds flat, which means he...
hpslashluvr
02-10-2003, 10:34 PM
is in the running for governor of California and also the Guinness Book of World Records...
[r3D]
03-10-2003, 05:39 AM
... Guinness Book of World Records cuz he can do the ear-speaking thingy AND drink 30 beers in 2 secs flat... so he's pretty good....
Honki
03-10-2003, 08:55 AM
...for a kiwi.
Artchowsky
03-10-2003, 03:10 PM
...then the kiwi and the man got married, because they fit together like a glove in to a.....
[r3D]
03-10-2003, 04:23 PM
... barrel of crap, soo....
mebhas
04-10-2003, 05:24 PM
..he barrels to the barrel islands for their barrelling honeymoon where....
[r3D]
04-10-2003, 06:55 PM
... they both drown in a big barrel of crap that they haven't noticed, so OUR STORY ENDS!!!!:( :( :( :grr: :grr:
BUT, there's a new guy in, and that is HIS nighbor, now this guy can drive a car soooo fast that...
Zergling
09-10-2003, 03:46 PM
the paint peels off it and hits ...
Artchowsky
09-10-2003, 04:18 PM
....to a very VERY angry muslim, that........
Zergling
09-10-2003, 04:42 PM
... pulled out an AK-47 and aimed it at ...
Bracer
11-10-2003, 08:34 PM
Himself, And Bang ! He Is Not Angry Because of The Car Paint But He Had Been Suffering From A Hideous Angry Sickness For A Long Time And He Finally Decided To End His Life NOW !
But A Fat Girl Saw The "Bang" And She Just Explodes With Fear !
And Some Of Her Oily Fats Lands On.....
Fajula
13-10-2003, 03:42 AM
the ground infront of him and transform into inhuman fat warriors whome chase him for 2 months until he meets up with Luktar his Gadiun friend they then decide to...
Artchowsky
14-10-2003, 06:34 PM
......throw some magic dust on the inhuman warriors, that would transform them into......
[r3D]
14-10-2003, 07:44 PM
.. knobbly little golden necklaces...
...but the fat monsters kill them before they can sprinkle the powder...
Zergling
16-10-2003, 02:33 PM
... so the powder falls on a coconut and it turns into ...
[r3D]
16-10-2003, 05:47 PM
... A FAT TOMATO! which can amazingly...
....get hit by a car, and splatter all over the road...
hpslashluvr
18-10-2003, 02:07 AM
which forms a picture that strangely resembles...
[r3D]
18-10-2003, 08:36 AM
... Arnold Schwartzenegger in the Terminator II...
...so, the the shwartzenegger shaped mass of tomato runs for governor of california...
hpslashluvr
20-10-2003, 02:08 AM
and wins...
Artchowsky
20-10-2003, 02:25 PM
.....a cooking contest, where another competitor is Conan O'Brien, who eats his hair, with his......
[r3D]
21-10-2003, 05:12 PM
... leg tied to a MonsterTruck that has "STING" written on it with blood, driving at top-speed...
john silver
21-10-2003, 05:15 PM
...through the streets of vice city, with a giant...
...mass of congressman chasing after it, yelling the videogames cause children too...
hpslashluvr
21-10-2003, 10:16 PM
yell at congressman for yelling at parents for yelling at children for playing videogames like...
Joe-Q
22-10-2003, 05:38 AM
...Super Mario who...
[r3D]
22-10-2003, 03:57 PM
... eats too much sweets which makes children get some holes in their teeth, which is, in the parents' opinions a VERY....
Artchowsky
22-10-2003, 04:50 PM
...bamboozling, so the parents unite into one hell of a.....
...moronic political party. which elects the, now rotting, Swarzeneger shaped mass of tomato. the mass then makes it illegal to...
Robert_lever
23-10-2003, 08:57 AM
..take deep..
simps
23-10-2003, 06:24 PM
breathes without using a straw.
What!?!? Did the "Never ending story 2" just end?
hpslashluvr
23-10-2003, 10:22 PM
no...but i suppose we could always start over:D
So there was this pirate...:p
simps
24-10-2003, 03:22 PM
who likes to dance on tabletops...
Artchowsky
24-10-2003, 04:09 PM
....but then, when he won a tabletop dancing competition, his competetors were angry and hired hitman to kill the jolly pirate with....
Robert_lever
24-10-2003, 04:49 PM
..a dining nife with no....
simps
24-10-2003, 05:01 PM
handle, and a monkey with no arms. Unfortunatly...
Robert_lever
24-10-2003, 08:34 PM
...stole the dining nife and made.....
simps
27-10-2003, 01:28 PM
Russian Sandcastles. Unfortunatly it was high tide so...
hpslashluvr
27-10-2003, 10:56 PM
the jolly pirate used the dining knife and the monkey with no arms to give the hitman a nice, permanent and rather jolly little swim to the BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN, where he met a most gruesome CG'er named...
...phillip, but his friends called him Pip...
hpslashluvr
28-10-2003, 12:12 PM
like from Great Expectations, a book which IMO was extremely...
simps
28-10-2003, 01:08 PM
overated. Anyways, the pirate is getting lonely and his peg leg is tired from all the table dancing, so....
Zergling
28-10-2003, 05:02 PM
... he eats some monkey arms and settles down to a nice evening full of ...
...TV. but then he wonders why his peg leg got tired, after all, it is made of wood. maybe its because...
simps
28-10-2003, 08:16 PM
he lives on Bizzaro Island where anything can happen and usually...
SniperMaster
28-10-2003, 08:40 PM
...people eat lots of cheese on...
simps
29-10-2003, 04:17 PM
wheat bread when they are feeling crazy, which...
is bad , cuz after it they have blue faces...
...which can distract passerbys and cause them to...
Zergling
29-10-2003, 10:08 PM
... hit gerbils. And there was a peanut who ...
Jake The Snake
30-10-2003, 03:36 AM
was in love with a hairy...
[r3D]
30-10-2003, 06:19 AM
... cucumber, they had two kids who looked strangely like 2...
simps
30-10-2003, 01:29 PM
that were crushed by some pirate with a pegleg who likes to dance on tables when he...
angry by his son Koukou who was a ...
Jake The Snake
30-10-2003, 07:25 PM
cross dresser in the evenings for...
...money. But one night some angry elves kidnapped him and dangled him off the edge of a cliff by his...
Jake The Snake
01-11-2003, 01:41 AM
hand crafted mahagony high heels until he...
[r3D]
01-11-2003, 07:07 AM
... bit the elf's hand off and fell dowwnnn... down....
while he was shouting like a freaky chiken...
while he was shouting like a freaky chiken...
[r3D]
01-11-2003, 11:54 AM
... who had stolen his rooster to marry him...
Jake The Snake
02-11-2003, 03:42 AM
at an all night disco parlor when suddenly...
suddenly somethin weord happened ...
suddenly somethin weird happened ...
Jake The Snake
03-11-2003, 02:51 AM
an ant crawled up his leg and said....
lipstreamer
03-11-2003, 07:25 AM
..."you've been chosen to contribute a great task that is...
simps
03-11-2003, 01:36 PM
making sure everyone's cups are filled up and pass out cheese sandwiches.
Artchowsky
03-11-2003, 02:41 PM
Unfortunately the cups were stolen by evil FYFYQWEGHA, who likes to color his......
simps
03-11-2003, 03:35 PM
Charlie Brown coloring books with blood from...
Downup
03-11-2003, 05:20 PM
.. the dog that have been eating a cat.. that have eating a fish that had eating a ant.. When he had colored the teletubbies in his notebok he..
simps
03-11-2003, 05:32 PM
think back about the good ole days. Years ago on a pirate ship far away. So far that...
that , that , that , u just can't...
... make sense of whats going on in his story...
Jake The Snake
04-11-2003, 12:31 AM
just like a monkey that can fly a ...
...Magical air-swimming hubcap...
Jake The Snake
04-11-2003, 02:43 AM
filled with tomato paste that could become...
RickStefani
04-11-2003, 06:17 AM
a fumbling ball of jello. Instead the monkey would play with his.....
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