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You got OWNED - RL situations!
just thought of making a topic for creative minds in order to let their sparks of insanity shine...
Basic idea is to list the situations in RL where you could say "he/she/it got OWNED", so no headshots, multikills or humiliations - pure RL carnage i'll start with mild version of " you got owned" p.s. if you think i'm sidetracked and need to see a specialist, just as an information i've been working without any pause for the last 10 days straight and away from my missus and my kid - so i think i may be experiencing cabin fever due to not leaving my flat  |
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25-12-2009, 12:25 PM
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Trying to get rid of hunger with ham, while eating ham flavored cheese.
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removing 4 inches of snow from your car, to find 1 inch of ice.
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Cleaning cat poo from in front of my door, to discover there's a hidden stash of it under my rug.
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25-12-2009, 07:56 PM
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Giving in and masturbating only to find out an hour later that your wife does want to have sex.
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I need a 2D landscape artist (bright, vibrant, atmospheric, a little cartoony) willing to collab on mobile game development. Responsibilities would involve painting props, foregrounds, and backdrops in 8 different states. Want more info? Interested? Just PM me. |
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25-12-2009, 07:59 PM
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 another one from me Trying to cross a small stream with my bike without checking for depth. And we all know how visual perception of depth can vary - I sank my bike and me up to my waist |
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Getting up early for work,driving in and remarking on how light the traffic is,no line ups at the coffee shop,getting the prime parking spot at work,only to realize it`s been great so far because it`s Sunday and not Monday..
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26-12-2009, 03:23 PM
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Having someone Ring the Doorbell forcing you to wake up at 6am, only to find there is no one there, Head back to sleep, Then have it ring again only to find it was a retarded delivery guy with the wrong address.
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26-12-2009, 03:28 PM
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ringing the doorbell at 6am of the wrong house, later to find out it was The Sathe's house. And didn't get an autograph.
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It's a shameful day when you find out you where a few feet away from copping a feel of Bigtoe's man tittays to sign.
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I just got owned.
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 Well here is a nice one: "Telling your client to tell his client that it will be hard but you'll be able to deliver 4 minutes of motion graphics in 8 days to finally receive an 8 minutes script with the same price and exact same deadline." Last edited by Mr.T; 30-10-2010 at 03:41 AM.. |
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lol indeed bigtoe LOL indeed
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