101 ways to tell that your using 3dsmax too much...

Aurorae · 25-10-2003, 07:27 PM

1) The F9 and F10 keys are actually beggining to wear away on your keyboard
2) You start seeing everything in wireframe.

Carry on...

THX Superman · 25-10-2003, 07:57 PM

The last time you saw a naked woman was when you were doing the Joan of Arc tutorial.

Aurorae · 25-10-2003, 11:30 PM

4) You wonder why everything is rendering with real HDRi, and its so damn fast.

THX Superman · 25-10-2003, 11:57 PM

5) You try to remove the bump map from your face until you realize that it's just acne.

Torlok2002 · 26-10-2003, 01:42 AM

6) Everytime you see something, you imagine how you could model it, and what the shader properties would be.

7) You laugh when you see something done in MSPaint.

anorris · 26-10-2003, 08:06 AM

8) You ask your body shop to remap your car

Aurorae · 26-10-2003, 08:28 AM

9) You keep wondering how you get those lovely clouds, even though you dont have afterburn.

Aurorae · 26-10-2003, 03:26 PM

10) You get withdrawl symptons if you havnt used Max for a few hours
11) You can start your computer, and open Max completely blindfolded

Also, dont just restrict it too max, its supposed to be a fun thread so any app or program is welcome

PaulG21 · 26-10-2003, 04:27 PM

You look at your girlfriend and think to yourself

'how i wish i could use the scale tool to enlarge her breasts just a tiny bit'!!

lillypusher · 26-10-2003, 06:39 PM

13) you desperatlely try to CTRL + Z the last remark right after your girlfriend asks u what u just said...

***edit***

wohoo!! i'm lucky number 13!!

David Ciprian · 26-10-2003, 07:31 PM

14) I look in the mirror and want to edit some vertexes

X_Dror · 26-10-2003, 07:49 PM

always before u ask your girlfriend something risky u try to make a save before u ruin everything

David Ciprian · 26-10-2003, 08:57 PM

I look at glass objects and wonder what setting has the reflection and refraction map

Rinne · 26-10-2003, 09:04 PM

17) You try to use the zoom tool when an object is too far to see it clearly

David Ciprian · 26-10-2003, 09:11 PM

18) I start to see things in reality, which would be considered bad modeling or lighting in CG (never noticed them before - you can say that MAX gives you a new perspective of the world

)

25-10-2003, 07:27 PM	#1
Aurorae Auroraedelic Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 149 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	101 ways to tell that your using 3dsmax too much... 1) The F9 and F10 keys are actually beggining to wear away on your keyboard 2) You start seeing everything in wireframe. Carry on... __________________ Why do they have an eject button on the remote, when you have to go and get the tape anyway? Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst He who laughs last thinks slowest (usually me) If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? If at first you dont suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Relying on a friend is much like relying on a parachute, if they’re not there the first time, chances are you’ll never need them again! He who laughs last also laughs longest If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn? I am going to live forever - or at least die trying You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

25-10-2003, 07:57 PM	#2
THX Superman Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Jacksonville,FL Posts: 42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The last time you saw a naked woman was when you were doing the Joan of Arc tutorial. __________________ I wish I could force choke my chicken.

25-10-2003, 11:30 PM	#3
Aurorae Auroraedelic Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 149 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Just to make it easier, number your posts. 4) You wonder why everything is rendering with real HDRi, and its so damn fast. __________________ Why do they have an eject button on the remote, when you have to go and get the tape anyway? Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst He who laughs last thinks slowest (usually me) If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? If at first you dont suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Relying on a friend is much like relying on a parachute, if they’re not there the first time, chances are you’ll never need them again! He who laughs last also laughs longest If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn? I am going to live forever - or at least die trying You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

25-10-2003, 11:57 PM	#4
THX Superman Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Jacksonville,FL Posts: 42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	5) You try to remove the bump map from your face until you realize that it's just acne. __________________ I wish I could force choke my chicken.

26-10-2003, 01:42 AM	#5
Torlok2002 Insanity at its best. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 530 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	6) Everytime you see something, you imagine how you could model it, and what the shader properties would be. 7) You laugh when you see something done in MSPaint. __________________ www.perfected-insanity.blogspot.com ------------------------------------------- There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who can read binary and those who cannot. ------------------------------------------- Windows has detected that your mouse has been moved. Please reboot for changes to take effect.

26-10-2003, 08:06 AM	#6
anorris Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 10 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	8) You ask your body shop to remap your car

26-10-2003, 08:28 AM	#7
Aurorae Auroraedelic Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 149 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	9) You keep wondering how you get those lovely clouds, even though you dont have afterburn. __________________ Why do they have an eject button on the remote, when you have to go and get the tape anyway? Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst He who laughs last thinks slowest (usually me) If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? If at first you dont suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Relying on a friend is much like relying on a parachute, if they’re not there the first time, chances are you’ll never need them again! He who laughs last also laughs longest If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn? I am going to live forever - or at least die trying You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

26-10-2003, 03:26 PM	#8
Aurorae Auroraedelic Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 149 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	10) You get withdrawl symptons if you havnt used Max for a few hours 11) You can start your computer, and open Max completely blindfolded Also, dont just restrict it too max, its supposed to be a fun thread so any app or program is welcome __________________ Why do they have an eject button on the remote, when you have to go and get the tape anyway? Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst He who laughs last thinks slowest (usually me) If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? If at first you dont suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Relying on a friend is much like relying on a parachute, if they’re not there the first time, chances are you’ll never need them again! He who laughs last also laughs longest If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn? I am going to live forever - or at least die trying You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

26-10-2003, 04:27 PM	#9
PaulG21 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Fleet, Hants. UK Posts: 65 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	You look at your girlfriend and think to yourself 'how i wish i could use the scale tool to enlarge her breasts just a tiny bit'!! __________________ I'm a lean, mean animation machine!

26-10-2003, 06:39 PM	#10
lillypusher you being good yet? Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 579 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	13) you desperatlely try to CTRL + Z the last remark right after your girlfriend asks u what u just said... *edit* wohoo!! i'm lucky number 13!! __________________ Nil Desperandum

26-10-2003, 07:31 PM	#11
David Ciprian Blacklow Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in one's heart Posts: 1,029 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	14) I look in the mirror and want to edit some vertexes __________________ You can never be too good, but you can always try!

26-10-2003, 07:49 PM	#12
X_Dror Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Israel Posts: 189 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	always before u ask your girlfriend something risky u try to make a save before u ruin everything

26-10-2003, 08:57 PM	#13
David Ciprian Blacklow Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in one's heart Posts: 1,029 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I look at glass objects and wonder what setting has the reflection and refraction map __________________ You can never be too good, but you can always try!

26-10-2003, 09:04 PM	#14
Rinne Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 327 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	17) You try to use the zoom tool when an object is too far to see it clearly __________________ Ambitions[/url]

26-10-2003, 09:11 PM	#15
David Ciprian Blacklow Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in one's heart Posts: 1,029 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	18) I start to see things in reality, which would be considered bad modeling or lighting in CG (never noticed them before - you can say that MAX gives you a new perspective of the world ) __________________ You can never be too good, but you can always try!

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