Girl Problems

SNap · 30-09-2004, 02:31 AM

Hello guys.

We, there's this beautiful girl I have been fancying for a very long time (never actually made a move on her even though she knows Im crazy about her) and she will be starring in a play. That's fine and dandy but there will be a kissing scene between her and another guy and my question is... What size club should I use to pound the guy's face in?

EMLG · 30-09-2004, 03:59 AM

How about using that hammer for yourself for not 'making a move' on her. What did that guy do to you?

Knut · 30-09-2004, 04:05 AM

He's stealing his imaginary future girlfriend. Something must be done!

SNap · 30-09-2004, 04:06 AM

Nah, she doesn't like him. I'll edventually make a move okay mister smartie pants... I see Knut is a relationships specialist.

Gee guys, thanks for kicking me while I'm down.

Ironbuket · 30-09-2004, 04:21 AM

Maybe you should take your imaginary girlfriend on an imaginary date and show your imaginary rival that you mean imaginary business

Knut · 30-09-2004, 04:27 AM

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Originally posted by SNap007be Nah, she doesn't like him. I'll make a move okay mister smartie pants... I see Knut is a relationships specialist.

Far from.

But if she doesnt like him then whats the problem? The guy is innocent so there's no need to involve him in any unneccesary acts of jealousy.

Seriously.

SNap · 30-09-2004, 04:42 AM

I don't want to be fair. I just want to unleash my anger on him. But think about it for a second dude. Would you enjoy seeing the girl u fancy kiss another guy in front of all these people you know.

Kujoe · 30-09-2004, 04:58 AM

Lol .Dude this is what you do.You till her you really like her alot.You wish you was in the play with her .till her your going to be real jelous when she kisses him.But if she would go out with you after and kiss.you can just shut your eyes for that scene.You go man

SNap · 30-09-2004, 05:19 AM

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Originally posted by Kujoe
you can just shut your eyes for that scene.

I have a better idea. Just before the kiss, I get off my seat and shout "WAN-KER!!!".

Kujoe · 30-09-2004, 05:27 AM

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Originally posted by SNap007be
I have a better idea. Just before the kiss, I get off my seat and shout "WAN-KER!!!".

Hi Dude.Whats a wan_ker?

Want ever you do .Don't make her mad at you.Really same women do not like trouble

RickStefani · 30-09-2004, 05:29 AM

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Originally posted by SNap007be
I have a better idea. Just before the kiss, I get off my seat and shout "WAN-KER!!!".

And after that you should pull your pants down and say "Kiss THIS". Haha, I have seen a girlfriend in a play and was very glad she did not have a kissing scene. She wanted to be an actress and I would except anything she had to do during a scene. Welll I am also a realist and knew the chances of her making it as a actress were a million to one so I was able to pawn it off that it was not going to happen.

In reallity Just ask her out. The play is really nothing. Just because they practice together for days and have that in common does not meen anything.

RickStefani · 30-09-2004, 05:29 AM

Hey Kujoe. What is going on? How are things going. Long time no see.

SNap · 30-09-2004, 05:36 AM

Kujoe doesn't know what a wan-ker is... Everyone point and laugh!

Kujoe · 30-09-2004, 05:36 AM

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Originally posted by RickStefani
Hey Kujoe. What is going on? How are things going. Long time no see.

Rick were you been dude.I see you picture, you change alot since the women in the mountains .Will I been hanging.build my house moven in this week

Kujoe · 30-09-2004, 05:42 AM

Everyone point and laugh! thats it?

30-09-2004, 02:31 AM	#1
SNap Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 920 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Girl Problems Hello guys. We, there's this beautiful girl I have been fancying for a very long time (never actually made a move on her even though she knows Im crazy about her) and she will be starring in a play. That's fine and dandy but there will be a kissing scene between her and another guy and my question is... What size club should I use to pound the guy's face in? __________________ A SIG? I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last edited by SNap007be; 30-09-2004 at 06:03 AM..

30-09-2004, 04:06 AM	#4
SNap Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 920 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Nah, she doesn't like him. I'll edventually make a move okay mister smartie pants... I see Knut is a relationships specialist. Gee guys, thanks for kicking me while I'm down. __________________ A SIG? I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last edited by SNap007be; 30-09-2004 at 07:38 PM..

30-09-2004, 04:21 AM	#5
Ironbuket meri kurisumasu Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: London, England Ayu wa kawaii desu ne Posts: 753 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Maybe you should take your imaginary girlfriend on an imaginary date and show your imaginary rival that you mean imaginary business __________________ "If you are able, save for them a place inside of you and one backward glance when you are leaving, for the places they can no longer go. Be not ashamed to say you loved them, though you may or may not always have. Take what they have left and what they have taught you with their dying and keep it with your own. And in that time when men decide and feel safe to call the war insane, take one moment to embrace those gentle heroes you left behind." - Major Michael Davis O'Donnell

30-09-2004, 04:42 AM	#7
SNap Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 920 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I don't want to be fair. I just want to unleash my anger on him. But think about it for a second dude. Would you enjoy seeing the girl u fancy kiss another guy in front of all these people you know. __________________ A SIG? I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30-09-2004, 04:58 AM	#8
Kujoe Car model Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Westerly .R.I USA Posts: 2,619 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	Lol .Dude this is what you do.You till her you really like her alot.You wish you was in the play with her .till her your going to be real jelous when she kisses him.But if she would go out with you after and kiss.you can just shut your eyes for that scene.You go man __________________ http://img26.imageshack.us/my.php?im...dacrxjp126.jpg http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4720/rays224wf5.jpg http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/900/rays253av9.jpg http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/1317/bucky73tq0.jpg http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9...8car138py1.jpg http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8222/z28car48un3.jpg http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/97/z28car55it6.jpg http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5917/z28car85oj8.jpg

30-09-2004, 03:59 AM	#2
EMLG Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Netherlands Posts: 43 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	How about using that hammer for yourself for not 'making a move' on her. What did that guy do to you?

30-09-2004, 04:05 AM	#3
Knut The Dark One Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oppi Fjellet, Norway Posts: 1,834 Thanks: 2 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	He's stealing his imaginary future girlfriend. Something must be done!

30-09-2004, 05:29 AM	#12
RickStefani delinquent account Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 1,326 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hey Kujoe. What is going on? How are things going. Long time no see. __________________ Fatal what??? F***, forgot to save.

30-09-2004, 05:36 AM	#13
SNap Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 920 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Kujoe doesn't know what a wan-ker is... Everyone point and laugh! __________________ A SIG? I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30-09-2004, 05:42 AM	#15
Kujoe Car model Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Westerly .R.I USA Posts: 2,619 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	Everyone point and laugh! thats it? __________________ http://img26.imageshack.us/my.php?im...dacrxjp126.jpg http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4720/rays224wf5.jpg http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/900/rays253av9.jpg http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/1317/bucky73tq0.jpg http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9...8car138py1.jpg http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8222/z28car48un3.jpg http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/97/z28car55it6.jpg http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5917/z28car85oj8.jpg

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