Anybody home? - Page 54

Honki · 27-06-2007, 07:36 AM

Not really. I believe you're talking in analogies.
Is it that gay ass L33t text or whatever the **** it's called?

Honki · 27-06-2007, 02:01 PM

John decided to propose to Karen, but prior to her acceptance Karen had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
She informed John that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the with the maturity of a twelve year old's.

He stated that it was okay because he loved her so much, however; John felt that this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity also. John looked Karen in the eyes and said...
''I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope that you could deal with that once we are married.''
She said, ''Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant sized penis.''

Karen and John got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. John whisked Karen off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and
holding one another. As Karen put her hands in John`s pants she began to scream and ran out of the room John ran after her to find out what was wrong.

She shrieked, ''You told me your penis was the size of an infant!''

"Yes, it is 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long."

MaggieQue · 27-06-2007, 02:26 PM

nice blue joke.

do u like my pinky furry slippers?

BiG ToE-3DT · 27-06-2007, 03:26 PM

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.

"Do you know what I’m doing?" he asks.

"Yes," she replies. "You’re checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."

"That’s right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"

"You’re checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies.

"Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You’re getting herpes—which is what I came here about in the first place."

Josiah · 27-06-2007, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiG ToE-3DT

hes a robot, if I'm not mistaken, he was lost in the great war.

goshdangnabbit! he was not ! I still believe! His return is very soon.....the resurection of the Automod is at hand!!!

Honki · 27-06-2007, 04:12 PM

You're qwerky Josiah.
Yessir, veeeery qwerky indeed.
Almost to the point of unbearably dweeby.

Josiah · 27-06-2007, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honki

You're qwerky Josiah.
Yessir, veeeery qwerky indeed.
Almost to the point of unbearably dweeby.
But, I hope you run for president. Becuase you are simply irrisitable.
Please send me a blue teddy bear with your signature on his right paw.
I know that you are very buisy saving the world and such. But if you could find time for a loyal fan, I would be extatic!
With all due respect-

I think that i have some time next tuesday for fan mail. I will be sure to include you.

Josiah

Honki · 27-06-2007, 04:53 PM

What does 35T-x35 mean?
You gotta tell me.
I'm dyin' here.

Josiah · 27-06-2007, 04:58 PM

huh? where do you see that number?
I am sooo confused

MaggieQue · 27-06-2007, 05:16 PM

Do u like my luggage?

MaggieQue · 27-06-2007, 05:19 PM

What does 35T-x35 mean?

Honki · 27-06-2007, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaggieQue

What does 35T-x35 mean?

AAHHHHH HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAA HAAHAHAHA

Give me your luggage Maggie, so I can smack Josiah around the head with it

I'm so frustrated not knowing what 35T-x35 means.

I'll give whoever tells me what it really means 5 bucks!

Josiah · 27-06-2007, 06:29 PM

$5.......................dang...That's like......$4.25 more than 75 cents...
This is all very tempting

Honki · 27-06-2007, 06:41 PM

Yup...
Special deal for you Josiah, I'll give your sister a discount for next week's "appointment".

MaggieQue · 27-06-2007, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josiah

35T-x35

Dirty Fight - Max Dirty Fight ?

27-06-2007, 07:36 AM	#796
Honki if you're horni Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 3,762 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 9	Not really. I believe you're talking in analogies. Is it that gay ass L33t text or whatever the **** it's called? __________________ Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Like the time I took that home wine making course and forgot how to drive. Honki's helpful thread of uselessness. something wrongI think

27-06-2007, 02:01 PM	#797
Honki if you're horni Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 3,762 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 9	John decided to propose to Karen, but prior to her acceptance Karen had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed John that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the with the maturity of a twelve year old's. He stated that it was okay because he loved her so much, however; John felt that this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity also. John looked Karen in the eyes and said... ''I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope that you could deal with that once we are married.'' She said, ''Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant sized penis.'' Karen and John got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. John whisked Karen off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another. As Karen put her hands in John`s pants she began to scream and ran out of the room John ran after her to find out what was wrong. She shrieked, ''You told me your penis was the size of an infant!'' "Yes, it is 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long." __________________ Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Like the time I took that home wine making course and forgot how to drive. Honki's helpful thread of uselessness. something wrongI think

27-06-2007, 02:26 PM	#798
MaggieQue Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Singapore Posts: 2,326 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	nice blue joke. do u like my pinky furry slippers? __________________ My Homepage CandyGirl.2ya.com My Singapore Cross-Stitch Meetup Group

27-06-2007, 03:26 PM	#799
BiG ToE-3DT Reputation beyond repute Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 8,606 Thanks: 136 Thanked 143 Times in 115 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 14	A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh. "Do you know what I’m doing?" he asks. "Yes," she replies. "You’re checking for any abrasions or abnormalities." "That’s right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I’m doing now?" "You’re checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies. "Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what I’m doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You’re getting herpes—which is what I came here about in the first place." __________________ Thighten Up The Graphics On Level 3 "something wrongI think" Threedy 4 Life I hate Justin Bieber every day

27-06-2007, 04:12 PM	#801
Honki if you're horni Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 3,762 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 9	You're qwerky Josiah. Yessir, veeeery qwerky indeed. Almost to the point of unbearably dweeby. __________________ Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Like the time I took that home wine making course and forgot how to drive. Honki's helpful thread of uselessness. something wrongI think

27-06-2007, 04:53 PM	#803
Honki if you're horni Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 3,762 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 9	What does 35T-x35 mean? You gotta tell me. I'm dyin' here. __________________ Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Like the time I took that home wine making course and forgot how to drive. Honki's helpful thread of uselessness. something wrongI think

27-06-2007, 04:58 PM	#804
Josiah Aka: Joser Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: NY, USA Posts: 2,563 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 5	huh? where do you see that number? I am sooo confused __________________ --------------------------- ---------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- omfg ps3 is teh w1n Yeah. It says in the Bible to only judge an opinion by its production value. I'm shutting it down. Like some kinda...thread stopping ninja. ----------------------------------------- ---------------------------------- ---------------------------

27-06-2007, 05:16 PM	#805
MaggieQue Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Singapore Posts: 2,326 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	Do u like my luggage? __________________ My Homepage CandyGirl.2ya.com My Singapore Cross-Stitch Meetup Group

27-06-2007, 05:19 PM	#806
MaggieQue Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Singapore Posts: 2,326 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	What does 35T-x35 mean? __________________ My Homepage CandyGirl.2ya.com My Singapore Cross-Stitch Meetup Group

27-06-2007, 06:29 PM	#808
Josiah Aka: Joser Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: NY, USA Posts: 2,563 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 5	$5.......................dang...That's like......$4.25 more than 75 cents... This is all very tempting __________________ --------------------------- ---------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- omfg ps3 is teh w1n Yeah. It says in the Bible to only judge an opinion by its production value. I'm shutting it down. Like some kinda...thread stopping ninja. ----------------------------------------- ---------------------------------- ---------------------------

27-06-2007, 06:41 PM	#809
Honki if you're horni Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 3,762 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 9	Yup... Special deal for you Josiah, I'll give your sister a discount for next week's "appointment". __________________ Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Like the time I took that home wine making course and forgot how to drive. Honki's helpful thread of uselessness. something wrongI think

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