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You got OWNED - RL situations!
just thought of making a topic for creative minds in order to let their sparks of insanity shine...
Basic idea is to list the situations in RL where you could say "he/she/it got OWNED", so no headshots, multikills or humiliations - pure RL carnage i'll start with mild version of " you got owned" p.s. if you think i'm sidetracked and need to see a specialist, just as an information i've been working without any pause for the last 10 days straight and away from my missus and my kid - so i think i may be experiencing cabin fever due to not leaving my flat  |
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25-12-2009, 12:25 PM
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Trying to get rid of hunger with ham, while eating ham flavored cheese.
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25-12-2009, 05:07 PM
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removing 4 inches of snow from your car, to find 1 inch of ice.
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25-12-2009, 05:55 PM
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Cleaning cat poo from in front of my door, to discover there's a hidden stash of it under my rug.
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25-12-2009, 07:56 PM
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Giving in and masturbating only to find out an hour later that your wife does want to have sex.
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 another one from me Trying to cross a small stream with my bike without checking for depth. And we all know how visual perception of depth can vary - I sank my bike and me up to my waist |
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25-12-2009, 08:23 PM
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26-12-2009, 03:23 PM
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Having someone Ring the Doorbell forcing you to wake up at 6am, only to find there is no one there, Head back to sleep, Then have it ring again only to find it was a retarded delivery guy with the wrong address.
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26-12-2009, 03:28 PM
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ringing the doorbell at 6am of the wrong house, later to find out it was The Sathe's house. And didn't get an autograph.
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26-12-2009, 04:47 PM
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It's a shameful day when you find out you where a few feet away from copping a feel of Bigtoe's man tittays to sign.
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26-12-2009, 04:50 PM
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I just got owned.
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26-12-2009, 05:19 PM
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lol indeed bigtoe LOL indeed
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27-12-2009, 03:51 AM
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paying for parking when it's not being charged
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27-12-2009, 10:20 AM
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New goal: Platinum spam
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went gaming last night with a couple friends of mine. they grabbed some booze, 45% stuff.
was all fun and games untill i puked all over my own damn bed. so now i can start the day by cleaning up my room. no hangover tho. 
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27-12-2009, 03:08 PM
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Can't stay away.
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#1 Seeing someone you know on the street, and running up and jumping on their back, only to find out you were mistaken and that it's a complete stranger.
#2 Being a complete stranger and having some thick dude jump on your back thinking you were someone they know. Double-pwnage. |
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