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poopipe · 29-12-2009, 12:02 PM

going to work over christmas only to discover later when trying to blag a day off by email that you were supposed to be on holiday anyway

rocneasta · 29-12-2009, 01:50 PM

is it just me or whenever you're late to work (only happened to me twice (+5 minutes)) there's someone from higher hierarchy to see you coming in...

poopipe · 29-12-2009, 02:02 PM

I'd have to come in pretty late for that to happen

paulius-st · 29-12-2009, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocneasta

is it just me or whenever you're late to work (only happened to me twice (+5 minutes)) there's someone from higher hierarchy to see you coming in...

yeh, feels bad. ,but for me it happens about onece or twice a weak, but theres not much of a higher hierarchy to me

, i'm one of them

DaddyDoom · 30-12-2009, 07:53 AM

God. He knows when you're late, and he's taking notes.

Psycho Mantis · 30-12-2009, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by inveni0

Giving in and masturbating only to find out an hour later that your wife does want to have sex.

i don´t get it!

inveni0: 2 - missus: 1

where´s the pwnage?

brentagain · 30-12-2009, 11:38 AM

Getting up early for work,driving in and remarking on how light the traffic is,no line ups at the coffee shop,getting the prime parking spot at work,only to realize it`s been great so far because it`s Sunday and not Monday..

paulius-st · 30-12-2009, 08:59 PM

having such a good weekend and being so tired and having brain paralysis on monday, and going to work fully dressed , BUT with your funny monster leg slippers on your feet and notising that only when its time to go home.

rocneasta · 31-12-2009, 07:23 PM

well i got owned by my boss who holding me down tried to get me to drink alcohol during Christmas company party with the aid of a fellow colleague.

Result - i broke the glass with my head to stop them trying to pore it in me...

***first time i've experienced people acting this way...

Tank[NL] · 03-01-2010, 07:38 PM

getting up on Jan 1st early in the morning for an event caled the Nieuwjaarsduik, or newyears-dive. a few thousand idiots, myself included, go out in the freakin cold to take a dive in the north sea.

i couldnt feel my feet for about 10 mins. they hurt like crazy for about 30 after that and were cold the rest of the day. yea, that was a great idea.

whose coming along next year?

mon_stdnt · 03-01-2010, 08:19 PM

I had a concert and a B-day party to go to.
So me and my friend went to the concert and saw four artist (fillers); then when the artist we paid to go see comes out, they sings half a song and the audio goes out. Turns out a water pipe burst in the back, killing all the audio.

We came out of the place just to kill time for the birthday party just four blocks away crossing a park. I check my messages, since I couldn't get reception inside, and the party got canceled. Turns out she wasn't feeling well and that she apologize for the cancellation.

So we just ended the day eating KFC.

Nukie · 03-01-2010, 09:09 PM

@Tank: Yah, I still want to do that sometime. I think I'm going to hate myself afterwards tho but still.

...

Yesterday my wife and I where seeing a movie (Babel) we recored earlier. Because she had to go we couldn't finish the movie so we wanted to finish it today.

So after we sat down close together and started the movie....it literally ended a few seconds later.

Psycho Mantis · 03-01-2010, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tank[NL]

.

whose coming along next year?

count me in

MStandar · 03-01-2010, 09:48 PM

Was out with some friends at new years eve, watching fireworks and celebrating the new year, when we was heading back to her house i slipped on the icy ground, and fell and ofcourse i tried to stop the fall , but i landed on my hand and dislocated my wrist, in my other hand i had a friends camera wich was smashed in the ground, can´t say that it looks so good anymore

Tank[NL] · 05-01-2010, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycho Mantis

count me in

i'll hold ya to that.

even if i have to hunt you down and drag into the freakishly cold ocean

you, sir, have just owned yourself ^^

29-12-2009, 12:02 PM	#31
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Tank[NL] New goal: Platinum spam Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Your happyplace. I stole it... Posts: 3,423 Thanks: 3 Thanked 12 Times in 11 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	getting up on Jan 1st early in the morning for an event caled the Nieuwjaarsduik, or newyears-dive. a few thousand idiots, myself included, go out in the freakin cold to take a dive in the north sea. i couldnt feel my feet for about 10 mins. they hurt like crazy for about 30 after that and were cold the rest of the day. yea, that was a great idea. whose coming along next year? __________________ NEW SIGNATURE! aint it pretty?

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29-12-2009, 01:50 PM	#32
rocneasta in search of excellence Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: 25m2 flat Posts: 5,396 Thanks: 113 Thanked 405 Times in 363 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 31	is it just me or whenever you're late to work (only happened to me twice (+5 minutes)) there's someone from higher hierarchy to see you coming in...

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brentagain Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 779 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Getting up early for work,driving in and remarking on how light the traffic is,no line ups at the coffee shop,getting the prime parking spot at work,only to realize it`s been great so far because it`s Sunday and not Monday..

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paulius-st Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: Lithuania,Vilnius Posts: 2,566 Thanks: 86 Thanked 307 Times in 290 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 16	having such a good weekend and being so tired and having brain paralysis on monday, and going to work fully dressed , BUT with your funny monster leg slippers on your feet and notising that only when its time to go home.

31-12-2009, 07:23 PM	#39
rocneasta in search of excellence Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: 25m2 flat Posts: 5,396 Thanks: 113 Thanked 405 Times in 363 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 31	well i got owned by my boss who holding me down tried to get me to drink alcohol during Christmas company party with the aid of a fellow colleague. Result - i broke the glass with my head to stop them trying to pore it in me... ***first time i've experienced people acting this way...

03-01-2010, 08:19 PM	#41
mon_stdnt always learning-something Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: who wants to know Posts: 243 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I had a concert and a B-day party to go to. So me and my friend went to the concert and saw four artist (fillers); then when the artist we paid to go see comes out, they sings half a song and the audio goes out. Turns out a water pipe burst in the back, killing all the audio. We came out of the place just to kill time for the birthday party just four blocks away crossing a park. I check my messages, since I couldn't get reception inside, and the party got canceled. Turns out she wasn't feeling well and that she apologize for the cancellation. So we just ended the day eating KFC.

03-01-2010, 09:09 PM	#42
Nukie Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,644 Thanks: 7 Thanked 24 Times in 23 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	@Tank: Yah, I still want to do that sometime. I think I'm going to hate myself afterwards tho but still. ... Yesterday my wife and I where seeing a movie (Babel) we recored earlier. Because she had to go we couldn't finish the movie so we wanted to finish it today. So after we sat down close together and started the movie....it literally ended a few seconds later.

03-01-2010, 09:48 PM	#44
MStandar Addicted to 3D Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Sweden Posts: 1,572 Thanks: 64 Thanked 79 Times in 77 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 8	Was out with some friends at new years eve, watching fireworks and celebrating the new year, when we was heading back to her house i slipped on the icy ground, and fell and ofcourse i tried to stop the fall , but i landed on my hand and dislocated my wrist, in my other hand i had a friends camera wich was smashed in the ground, can´t say that it looks so good anymore

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