You got OWNED - RL situations!

[Psycho Mantis]

yesterday, the missus and me went shopping. The sidewalk was covered in ice and snow. She slipeed and tried to hold on to something - and by that she punched me in the balls. Ouch.

[Freespace-3DT]

Originally Posted by Nukie

@Tank: Yah, I still want to do that sometime. I think I'm going to hate myself afterwards tho but still.

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Yesterday my wife and I where seeing a movie (Babel) we recored earlier. Because she had to go we couldn't finish the movie so we wanted to finish it today.

So after we sat down close together and started the movie....it literally ended a few seconds later.

Hahah! Few years back, I was watching some movie on tv, and we get these annoying 15-20 minutes commercial breaks every 30-40 minutes or so. So I was waiting for a batch of commercials to end so I can see what's going on in the movie. Finally we return to the film and some guy says one line, and WHAM! Credits roll. I wanted to strangle my tv

[Psycho Mantis]

thats why god made the guy who invented rapidshare! haven´t watched tv in ages.

[rocneasta]

hopefully i don't get self OWNED - got a new laptop as a newly employed slave but there's a policy i won't have admin rights... just righting a request to change that...

[mon_stdnt]

ok this happened to several time and it kind of pissed me off, but that the same time it was kind of funny.

I had a PC (dell) and it was old 3-4yrs and pretty slow. So every time i finished using my laptop i would go and shut it down (start>shut down).

So I walk away (a few feet to my couch where the laptop is visible) to let the laptop do its process. And occasionally I would get an error, saying something and I had to click <cancel> or <ok>.

I would get ticked because I was comfy sitting down on the couch and i had to get up just to click on the <ok> button. So I would get up to press it, but the second I stood up the error would disappear and it would finish shuting down.

I just smile cause I knew I got PWNED.

[avishek]

Downloading a blu-ray rip version of your favourite movie with heart full of excitement and joy, only to find later it is in some other language you dont understand.

Sometimes they just don't give any info.

[Wilbert]

I got owned by an elderly couple in a car. I was walking on the street, en they we're driving towards me. The street was covered in wet brown dirty snow with salt and stuff. It was a very wet mess.
Instead of slowing down, they drove by fast splashing the gunk on me. I was covered in dirty brown snow swearing and cursing like h*ll.
Never trust the old people, especially in car.

[exigaen]

coming out of a pub after a date with a girl you like (sorta mid afternoon time) only to find that your ex's daughter (who ISN'T your kid) is there, and excitedly runs over to you and gives you a big hug and asks said date "what you doing with my daddy?" :| literally 10 minutes after you've told your date that you don't have kids.

[Psycho Mantis]

this weekend, my colleagues and me were sitting in a pub in holland, and my one colleague was alwas playing with the tealight, and burnt things in it. i told him to stop and behave like a mature guy - cause it was embarassing and as a foreigner you goit to behave (imho) - then something startet to burn and smoke in the glass where the tealight was in, and the colleague that was sitting towards paniced and tired to blow it out, with all his lungs could do. unfortunately he held the glass in a weird angle, so all the hot wax was spilled into my direction and got poured over my arms. of course i was wearing a short-sleeved shirt. the wax burnt my arms, and after a while when the wax was dry so i could remove it (it was all glued to the skin and hair) blisters arose from my skin. i wonder if i had got owned, if i had my mouth shut.

[Tank[NL]]

yeesh, blisters :s arms ok now?
next time, let em play ^^ much safer...i think...

so, how'd you like holland? and where abouts were you?

[TekNeek]

Happened to me last Thursday,

Coming home after work finding a message from my GF which said she was scuba diving, I just went to the computer to work some more.. same old same old.

After about 15 minutes, there's a knock on the door.. I go, open it while putting on my shoes with the intention of helping her bringing the gear into the house, greeting her with a "hey honey", take a step forward and just about to peck her cheek.

Only to find, when I finally look, that it's the postman..

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awkward silence was awkward.

[Psycho Mantis]

tekneek, that would be a great scene in *add random comedy actor*-movie. Hahahha
Tank: i was in groningen and i liked it a lot. The dutch are really nice people, friendly, relaxed and funny.
I like all the poisonous food but on the autobahn, they drive like snails, makes you go crazy. A mercedes isn't build for 120 km/h only it was snowing on saturday, the central market in groningen looked great then.

[Sathe]

A couple months ago on a Sunday night I went to see GI-Joe, I live only about a 5 minute walk away from the cinema so I get there well ahead of time expecting the movie to be pretty bad, but i had time to kill.
15 minutes into this piece of the worst **** I've ever endured in a cinema, in a fit of rage for the first in my LIFE i walk out of a movie disgusted.
10 minutes later I am at the door to my place (Yurppp left the keys inside and had locked myself out)
That's right guys. My best option the entire freaking night was to go back into a movie I had just raged out of.
(I can only imagine the look on the Staffs thoughts as they saw me walk out of the cinema, only to return 20 minutes later with a pissed off look on my face)

To this day it's one of the hardest owns I've experienced lol. God damn GI Joe.

[TekNeek]

Excuse my 4chan but:

[McFly]

There I was walking to Uni on a chilly winter morning. I'm 15min late so I get in the classroom through the door at the back of the room. Of course the only available seats are at the very front, right by the teacher's desk. I walk up there slowly playing it Kool and the gang when I feel something sliding inside my trousers. I get to the chair, sit down, reach for whatever it was, a sock or something. I pull it out: yesterday's underwear...

I don't think many people saw me with my underwear in my hand though. Just the guy next to me. And the teacher.